Michael Ulrich

@calebhatch We had a few reply all chains happen when I worked in the Apple Store. Was definitively Not Good.

it’s inevitable that someone will reply all to this

@johnaugust Or an adult! They were some of my favorite reads in recent memory.

Megan 100% lived out the opening of a @StephenKing novel.

@blacklionking73 I think @paulGtremblay has changed my feelings about renting a cabin any time soon… 😅

We should all just rent a log cabin in Wyoming til Twitter blows over

@VDOOZER For about as long as we’ve been married, I’ve done this to my wife. We’re on a walk and she says “that’s a lovely house” and I say “thanks!” She doesn’t quite love it.

Great quality of life advice: assume every compliment you hear everywhere, even from strangers, is for you. Just say thanks and keep moving.

One of the most brilliant parts about The Thursday Murder Club series by @richardosman is how personal it all feels. These strangers, with their fears and longings, all feel so familiar, they could be our friends, or ourselves.

Just launched on Kickstarter! The new Writer Emergency Pack XL is bigger and better in every way. Get yours first! bit.ly/3LpmWVR

Be the kind of person that tells someone something they love is wonderful. There are too many of the other kind of person.

@danipants AHHH I CANT WAIT. I love that show.

paul rudd is going to be in the next season of only murders!!!! 🤩

@johnaugust I loved it. Between She-Hulk and Ms. Marvel, it’s so inspiring to see superhero stories feel so… fresh. They both just immediately set their own tones.

I worked in IT for a university and I can tell you with 100% certainty that all printers are terrible.

@joe_hill I’ve been waiting to read the comics before I watch. Should I watch first instead?

@danipants You can’t even say you think you remember that film and as you recall, you think you both kinda liked it. 😔

when you have nothing in common AND they don’t like breakfast at tiffany’s

@PAVGOD I’m a full time twitch streamer, so I feel this thread so hard. If ads are the price for cute dogs, I will happily pay. Thank you for all of your beautiful content. 🥰

You know how on YouTube or Twitch, if you get into their partner program, the company shares revenue w/ you? We’re like that, but on Twitter (a much smaller program) We’re one of a few accounts w/ this opportunity, which is why it’s unexpected to see ads, but it’s helps us $

Re: video ads: We put a lot of effort into our original content and like most content creators, we generally work for free. Thankfully, Twitter let us monetize our vids. Every time you “skip” a pre-roll ad before our videos, we get a little $ (i.e YouTube). I’ll explain👇🏾

@Mister_Walsh I’m slowly working my way through everything King’s made and you’re definitely right. It’s one of them that definitely stuck with me.

@TariqAshkanani @SarahPinborough Absolutely would be meaningful for me. I love having hardbacks, but struggle to read them because of wrist/neck issues.

@danipants Pretty sure I saw them on Warped Tour.

leftover edamame

@PatienceRandle Oh wow I want to see this so bad.

@SarahPinborough just finished #Insomnia and I’m sorry for yelling but ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! 🤯

@SarahPinborough @sweetbillyp Was just wondering today if you were using a real song for those lyrics! Sounds a bit creepier when read by the audiobook narrator though… 😅

This is the version of @sweetbillyp's song that I had in my head when writing INSOMNIA.. I love the album version too, but this acoustic is the one that features so heavily in the book... youtube.com/watch?v=a6uhfx…