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It's 6 a.m, you wake up to the sound of the rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

@HKSurrey sad day for you, sad day for our culture. they can take your job, but they’ll never take your love for nicolas winding refn. hope you bounce back soon!

Some news: I’ve been laid off by The Ringer. It was a rewarding eight and a half years and I’m proud to have literally written the most articles in the site’s history. I’d love to keep writing about pop culture elsewhere — drop me a line: msurrey2 at gmail

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I apologize to Kevin O’Leary and Linda O’Leary for my false statements accusing them of killing two people in a boating accident, falsely accusing them of criminal responsibility, asserting that Mr. O’Leary fled the scene or evaded accountability, and falsely claiming that he blamed the accident on Mrs. O’Leary. Each of these statements was untrue, unsupported by facts, and I therefore retract them in full.

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@coldcallsniper Friendship (2025)

Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever hit some acapella with the lads at the afters?

There are only two people on earth that can get me to watch television

Dick Cheney is probably the all-time "what-if" guy at The Hague. They gotta talk about him the way Portland talks about Greg Oden.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney dead at age 84 trib.al/92TvAfY

@JGoldberg12 One handed to the wall 🤷🏼

Ohtani not of this world to hit that for a double lol

The same people criticizing the IKF and Schneider sends are the ones praising Barger’s arm. Great play when your team is successful, dumb managing when you fail. They are not to be trusted.

@bnicholsonsmith Give the Dodgers some credit for making a couple of nice defensive plays. This is one of the best base running teams in baseball. You aren’t going to be safe every time, but putting pressure on the other team isn’t a bad idea, especially with Teo involved.

Here are John Schneider's thoughts on two outs on the bases from last night: the Davis Schneider play at home & the IKF play at third:

everyone wants to kill themselves. that's what baseball is all about

@theZubes beautiful stuff zubes

Jays win the pennant. Cried five times today. I can’t imagine sleeping. Love you all. spotify.link/Ym0tx10zDXb

Weapons (2025)

@JohnnyGiunta_ @bluejaysmario A good manager would have had him flip like Chris Coghlan at home. Then we wouldn’t be in this mess

@bluejaysmario Fire a guy who won 74 games last year and 94 this year. And made ALCS with best hitter injured cause he slid knees first into home looool

love the “fire john schneider if we lose this series” posts. so you don’t actually care about the nature of the decision. just the results. got it

Every @ArdenZwelling playoff tweet: Most total Bases in a 4-game stretch of the LCS: Balsy Shower, St. Louis Browns (1948) - 23 Vlad Guerrero Jr., Toronto Blue Jays (2025) – 22 Kike Hernandez, Los Angeles Dodgers (2021) – 22 Potato Grimace, Dawson City Prospectors (1898) – 21

"All you motherfuckers, it takes everybody everyday. Start spreading the news, bitches, we're going to the ALCS" - John Schneider popping a bottle

@JohnnyGiunta_ Using a cannon for a bat. Illegal

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