YURTIE

i don’t even enjoy the weekends anymore man get me out of here

honestly didn’t realize how depressed i was till today

and for my final act i will admit all my friends were right

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

why is hulu advertising The Hunger Games so heavy

my red blood cells were too low anyways

cancelled my 3:30 appointment an hour ago but ended up being able to make it so i’m about to show up and hope for the best 😂

god damn thank god i made it out of February and March

@SydneyHernande2 last time i went my doctor said “look how cute your cervix is”

a man walked in during my pap smear and said “wrong room”

so glad i only have to walk my dog everyday and not a child

Forever my favorite @Spvcedawg @michnessAK @hotdogswitheyes

toasted peanut butter & jelly

i don’t have kids but at least i don’t have kids and am giving them lifetime trauma to work through 😤

i have been an educator for going on 9 years, have 2 master degrees and STILL can’t afford a house by myself. Anyways, got a second job yesterday 🥲

and don’t even get me started on a side of ranch. makes my skin CRAWL how much they can charge for a side of ranch

i’m so SICK of having to pay for a side of jalpenos and they literally give me 5. 5?? I’m sorry, 1.I’m fucking paying you for them and 2. I need 1 per bite so just give me a fucking handful or two

i don’t get the point of having a nice car like a BMW or Audi if your windows aren’t tinted because you look like a DORK

name a 10/10 show

as someone who commutes everyday, i will honk at you if you’re going 40 because that’s just generally unsafe. Unless there’s a storm or something but currently? not ok

imagine hating on me and im just in my room also hating on me