michael smith

@HLTCO Might have missed it but you had any thoughts on palace getting a pen and red card in exactly the same way you said was laughable at OT last week 😅

That Wharton assist. I can’t get enough of it. 🥰

Would have lost 5-1 Monday night with this plant pot in net Keane shot not saved George shot fumbled to striker Garner free kick fumbled At least 2 corners go in And that’s being kind🤣

@AlternativeMUFC Big Ben and big Michael

I have heard some bollocks in my time but this is right up there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chelsea fan supporting Fulham, clueless

@UtdVault @RedDan99 belter this game

OTD: Wayne Rooney’s stoppage time winner sends United to Wembley - 2010 4-3 on aggregate vs City 🙂‍↕️

😎😎😎😎

@henrywinter Don’t bring logic and positivity into it Henry that’s not allowed 😅

Michael Carrick’s tougher than some of the headlines suggest. Tough enough to leave home at 15 for West Ham, move into digs with a bunch of Aussies, go out on loan to Swindon and Birmingham, fight his way up the professional ladder, argue with Daniel Levy in protracted departure from Spurs to Manchester United.... ....take Roy Keane’s old 16 shirt at United, convert his penalty in the 2008 CL final shootout, deal with many challengers to his position at United, win 18 trophies, play 34 times for England in the era of Gerrard, Lampard etc (and should have played more, especially at 2006).... ....work his way out of a depression in 2009 (only 4 people knew what he was going through), play again after a heart scare in 2017, take interim charge in 2021 man-managing characters like Ronaldo, Fernandes and Rashford and leading them to two wins and a draw in his three games in charge. This doesn't guarantee success in his current assignment. It's a really tough job given the imbalanced squad, the mood, the tensions between fan and board, and challenging imminent fixtures against City and Arsenal. But just because he's a polite, respectful individual, slightly "reserved" by his own admission, doesn’t mean Michael Carrick lacks resilience. And many of the experiences he's been through could help in man-management of United's players. Good luck to him. He's a sensible short-term caretaker solution while United look for a long-term manager in the summer.

The Bluey episode cricket is a masterpiece

@dej_utb Wasn’t at home you cretin 😂😂😂

loads of yanited fans with short memories here. wonder if any of you know why roy keane ended up leaving 🤔

wonder why it says 'league' #utb

How do half do these cunts look themselves in mirror

This is absolutely pathetic England

@Danny_McMoomins Caught a few 🤣🤣

Let Huw Edwards free in that away end.

Fantastic, England are so boring 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Now that was television 🤣🤣

We don’t want a game every night we want 10 fixtures at 3pm Boxing Day put all the games on tv, sky and tnt have 4 each, give bbc one and itv one

@alexmpeace It’s neither a pen or a dive 🤷🏼‍♂️ problem with penalties is when it’s slight touch it all depends on ref decision, no chance of being overturned

I never understand why if refs are adamant potential penalty incidents like that Gakpo one aren't a foul why they don't book them for diving. If there's contact that's a pen. If the ref says there isn't them it's a dive. There's no in between in situations like that

@duncanbudd @10DowningStreet Because they would have to get out of bed an hour earlier probably, always be someone who want to play the system but majority of people who will benefit is workers

@mickerjs86 @10DowningStreet Why would non-working parents turn down something that is 'free'?

Parents shouldn’t be out of pocket by setting their children up for school. That’s why we are rolling out free breakfast clubs and from next September, schools will be required to limit branded items of uniform. Saving families £500 and giving kids the best start in life.

@duncanbudd @10DowningStreet Main reason for breakfast clubs is working parents can drop their kids off somewhere safe before going to full time work Non working benefit parents won’t use them cos they don’t need them This is a good thing for working people 👍🏻

@mickerjs86 @10DowningStreet "Let me be clear, I don't think parents' pockets should be empty once they’ve fed their kids" What part of what the PM said is unclear?