Mr Fuzz

Gather round... Let this tout break something down (thread) So, there are 4 tiers in perfume twitter. Starting from the lowest: 4th tier aka eau de deodorant or eau de roll-on. I don't think this one needs much explanation. Moving on, we have the 3rd tier aka

Kwara, Ekiti is gone. Oyo is gone. Ondo is displaced, Osun is surrounded. But Peter Obi is your problem. What kind of stupidity is this?

🚨 BREAKING: SOUTH AFRICA BECOMES THE FIRST TEAM OFFICIALLY ELIMINATED FROM THE 2026 WORLD CUP. Wenaaaa bathongggg Haaaaiboooo!!!

@Nsukka_okpa Go bek

@Nsukka_okpa You hate foreigners but you wan go win match for foreign land. MMS😂

@Nsukka_okpa South Africa is going back to their kentry with zero points from this world cup 💯😭 No matter where you go, remember the road that will lead you home... nwanne thomos 🕺🏽🕺🏽

@autocareplusng If I may ask, why is the GLC300 not reliable?

At this point, I think FG is crazy 🙄 50 million health fund for cancer? You can see that FG ti pada ya were (FG don finally run mad)

i bet a lot of you didn’t know this.. but AMG wasn’t always exclusive to Mercedes. Back then, it was an independent performance tuning company. They tuned all sorts of cars, especially race cars, before Mercedes fully bought them in the early 2000s. we even had Honda AMGs and Mitsubishi AMGs. the red Honda is a 2001 Honda Civic Ballade AMG exclusively to South Africa this here is a Mitsubishi Galant AMG

The main reason Nigerians are so interested in uncovering who Alex Ekubo's wife is is not that they genuinely care about her; it is so that they can monitor and keep tabs on her in the future. Tomorrow now they will drag her saying “Your husband died two months ago and you are already hanging out with Tiwa Savage” or “Late Alex Ekubo's Wife seen with mystery man”😤

**If you are kidnapped in Nigeria, you are completely on your own. No security agency will save you. "My nephew was kidnapped while I was SA to Vice President Shettima. I knocked on every door, entered every office, and gave them the exact coordinates of the location. They promised to help but couldn't. We spent ₦175 Million, including ransom, before he was released after 36 days in captivity. The security agencies couldn't help." - Dr. Hakeem Baba-Ahmed, brother to Datti Baba-Ahmed

Ahhhh.... don't tell me Grogg is dead? What's vox machina without Grogg😭😭😭😭😭

Old men taking loans with like 50years repayment plans on behalf of an entire nation just doesn’t sit right with me

I SUMMARIZED THIS EXCHANGE 🇿🇦: We are against illegals in SA 🇳🇬: But I am not illegal 🇿🇦: We don’t want foreigners who take our jobs 🇳🇬: I created jobs for South Africans 🇿🇦: We just want you to leave our country even if you created jobs & are documented 🇳🇬: No problem, pay what I invested, I will leave 🇿🇦: We will see you on June 30th NOTE: That business might get destroyed & the owner killed if this issue is not handled swiftly.

I watched a woman cry for almost 2 hours at her POS stand because of ₦20,000 💔 At first, I thought someone had stolen from her. But no. A customer transferred ₦20,000 to her account, collected the cash, and left. Minutes later, she received a debit alert—the customer had reversed the transfer. She tried calling the number. It was switched off. She checked the account details nothing, the man had disappeared. Now, ₦20,000 may not seem like much to some. But for her, it was days of profit. I watched her sit there crying, saying: “How do I explain this to my children? This is the money I use to feed them.” That’s when it hit me. Many people are not poor because they are lazy. They are one bad day away from breaking. One scam. One sickness. One mistake. One emergency. So please, if life is treating you kindly right now, be grateful. And if you do business with people hustling to survive, don’t cheat them. You may be stealing money from them… but you could also be stealing peace from an entire family. 💔

You baboons are in the qts talking about “marry a rich partner” or “don’t give birth if you’re not financially ready,” when the real blame should be on the useless government that has failed to provide basic, humane healthcare.

Alison Ettel was caught on video crouching behind a car and pretending to call police on an eight-year-old girl named Jordan selling water bottles outside a baseball game. The video went immediately viral. Ettel was the CEO of a cannabis company. Within 48 hours of the video spreading she resigned as CEO. She later claimed she had not actually called police and was only pretending, which most people agreed made the optics significantly worse rather than better. She later apologised.

@TrendingEx @VendrNg "Be patient with our reforms" bought jet & yatch with amount that can upgrade more than 1000 pry & sec sch to African standard, bought car worth N160M for each lawmaker, renovated VP house with N20B & now this. But Sule that barely eats 2 times a day is still standing on mandate

The presidential villa is going off-grid for the first time in the history of this nation under the same president who promised to fix electricity in four years. Hilarious!

Every few months I have to come out and ‘defend’ my name on the internet. Crazy that I never had to defend my result though. Anyway, my dad is from Delta, and my mum is from Ogun state. So I’m entitled to the name. It had nothing to do with my result though. 😏 Till next time.

Africans are masters of having useless talents that help nobody nor solves any of humanity's problems. 😂