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Kevin Helmick
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Christ follower, hubby/daddy, Ronaldus Maximus and Dr. Sowell fan. OG Iowa Hawkeye. I receipt HEAVILY for stupid takes on history. No DMs. #DeSantis #DeSanity
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@SethDavisHoops Well, you would.
Clowns tend to flock together.
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@BFW @TomFornelli Yeah, clown, we remember the Miss St game.
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@TomFornelli Wait. I watched this game and thought “Illinois is getting a shitty whistle.”
And it’s Iowa fans who are mad?
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@LisaDondlinger That is when Iowa fans knew.
More importantly, that is when the Illinois team knew the officials had their back.
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@AntiCommieBecca They're not more susceptible than young people.
They just have the same % of stupidity, but a lot more free time and need for money.
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My god there are only 2 tournament games today & my beloved Hawkeyes are in one of them #GOHAWKS
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No foul on Sage’s drive??? Yup, that’s gonna probably be it.
Unreal. This has been one-sided and baaaad. #Hawkeyes
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@IowaHoops Thank you guys, you made us all so proud.
What a thrilling ride this was.
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@HawkeyeBBFan That was when it ended.
That was the signal to Illinois that the officials would have their back from that point on.
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Most unexpected and enjoyable run I’ve ever had as a sports fan. Thank you @IowaHoops. Just getting started!!!

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@BarstoolUIowa Great.
Horrible officiating, but the boys are all gas / no breaks.
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Fred came home from college one night in tears.
“Mom… am I adopted?”
“Of course not,” she said. “Why would you think that?”
Fred showed her his DNA test results — no matches to any relatives, but strong matches to a family on the other side of the city.
Shaken, she called her husband. “Honey… Fred took a DNA test, and… I don’t know how to say this… he might not be our son.”
“Yeah, obviously,” he replied.
“What do you mean, ‘obviously’?”
“It was your idea,” he said. “Remember that first night in the hospital? The baby wouldn’t stop screaming and crying. You told me to go change him.”
There was a long pause.
“Well,” he added, “I think I picked a good one.”
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