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@MattWalshBlog I can't believe they didn't include LCWIBS (latinx Canadians with irritable bowel syndrome).

For those who don't speak Woke Retard, I looked it up and apparently MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ means "Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, and Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, and Asexual." So apparently they'd added murdered people into the LGBT community. Murdered is now a queer identity. This is the kind of innovation we get from Canada.

@JoeyMannarino The first 7 letters of the acronym represents 37 people per year. (From 1980-2012 1181 cases) To be more inclusive they need to add GTFT for gay Tom from Toronto and what about LSW2C lesbian Susan with two cats.

Canada has updated the LGBTQ acronym to MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+. That stands for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, and Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, and Asexual. Yes, really. I'm not joking. I wish I was.

@ClownWorld It ain't no joke if you don't pay that note.

@lecternleader Around 8,000 Americans lost their life that day.

In 2021, the January 6th riot caused $1–2 billion in property damage—the costliest civil unrest in U.S. history—across over 140 cities from arson, looting, and vandalism. At least 19–25 people died in related violence, including shootings and incidents amid the chaos. Republicans want you to forget.

@Boatshak @adamcarolla He won't be getting their panties wet any more because they all have dry-lock leak protection.

@adamcarolla His audience.

I always knew he was a douche

@libsoftiktok Just pull all federal employees out of Philadelphia. Shut down the airport. I'm sure those employees could be used somewhere else.

Soros-backed Philadelphia DA Larry Krasner is now threatening to arrest ICE agents working at airports

@theewandler @ClownWorld Believe all women.

@ClownWorld c'mon guys. She said she wasn't even in the car. That's good enough for me. I believe her.

@win95gui @StasiKamoutsas Exercising your constitutional rights can have consequences. Getting questions wrong on tests could be free speech. That doesn't mean colleges can't reject you for low test scores.

@StasiKamoutsas Exercising your constitutional rights is never criminal!

Florida’s public schools exist to educate students, not to serve as platforms for activism that take away from classroom instruction. I expect school districts to protect instructional time as it is essential for students’ academic achievement.

@GordonGekko @eurofounder 30 kids at 15 each is 450. If you used a cheaper unlicensed busing company you could easily skim a few hundred thousand off one trip.

@eurofounder I’m not sure how schools get away with it to be honest, they are probably making millions a dollars a year from these ‘field trips’

My 8yo son's school is organizing a field trip to the zoo, €15 per child "Something is not right" I mumbled to myself once I got the email from his teacher No itemized invoice, no VAT breakdown, no proof the bus company holds valid EU transport licensing I emailed back requesting a full financial audit of the school trip fund "Sorry but we can't do that, no other parent has ever asked for this" school replied Of course, a group of mothers handling finances with zero oversight, what could go wrong I told my son he's not going until I see proper documentation He begged me for three days straight but I held my ground This morning he stood at his window wearing his little backpack, watching the bus leave without him His classmates waved at him as they pulled away My wife says I ruined his childhood over €15 but clearly she doesn't understand I'm teaching him that compliance isn't optional This is how we build European values, one generation at a time

@SholdonDaniels If you are part of a group that has a negative stereotype, the best way to get rid of the stereotype is to stop doing it.

Within the black community, we have “black people” and then we have “Ni&&as” I’m sure other cultures have the equivalent setup as well. But don’t ever put all black folks in the same box together because many of us black Americans are just as disgusted and offended by the acts of “Ni&&as” as everyone else. Not all black Americans idolize thug and gang culture. Most of us love our faith, families, and freedom and just want to have a good life. Judge people based on character—not color. x.com/TheThe1776/sta…

@dalsault @SaltyGoat17 They didn't have the autopsy report, so they didn't know where they hit. You can be shot a lot and, with adrenaline, keep fighting for a short time. Chances are he was checked out, but don't blame them for not wanting to find out if he had another stab left in him.

@SaltyGoat17 They shoot the crap out of him then shout "Drop the knife! Drop the knife!" like he isn't twitching as he dies.

This is what happens when you FA… But don’t really live long enough to FO x.com/hayrodayi/stat…

@M1aSpringfield @ProdigalNo_More @SaltyGoat17 He used a knife to fight 2, 3, or more guys with guns. Calling him an inept retard is giving him more credit than he deserves. Unless like you said he wanted to die.

@ProdigalNo_More @SaltyGoat17 Looks like suicide by cop. Doesn’t appear deceased intended to cause harm. Unless he’s a total inept and retard

@EdKrassen Is it possible that someone who is mentally off enough to shoot up a government facility and commit suicide might not think things through very well?

Who writes "Anti-ICE" on a bullet just before shooting 3 immigrants being detained by ICE? Suddenly those who never trusted the FBI are suddenly convinced by this?

@NBSaphierMD Imagine looking back at your video 25 years ago of you downing Tylenol while you were pregnant. Trump and RFK are long gone, but your full-blown autistic 24 year old just trashed your house because the cheerios changed the box.

@VladTheInflator Tell me again how he should have punched her in the face and kept the baseball. He has an RV and World Series tickets. She has a baseball and a PR nightmare.

Wow, billionaire gave the Phillies baseball kid and his family world series tickets and an RV

He could have punched her in the face, but how would that video look on the internet? It might have looked like some guy beating the shit out of an old lady. #grannypuncher could be trending. He could be unemployed and facing felony charges. Giving her that ball hurt her more than any punch could have.

Many are accusing the dad of being weak and not standing up to Karen last night. What should he have done?

@TonyL_01 @TaraBull808 He looks confused.

@TaraBull808 Look at his face. He was scared of Karen. What would I have done? Keep the ball, stand between my son and Karen, and tell her off in a nice way. 😂 It's a good lesson for the kid, too. If you don't stand up to lunatics, they will bully you and I really don't like bullies.

I see a lot of videos of lane splitting crashes. I wonder if you did the math and calculated the amount of time saved by lane splitting vs the time lost from injuries and crashes lane splitting how it would come out. Just getting your bike fixed after a crash, you are losing hours. A serious injury could take months.

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@itsNTBmedia Being married to her, I can see why she thought he jumped in a river.

@AmericaBluebird Are you a lobbyist for insurance companies? If gun insurance was only $1 per month per gun, the insurance companies would make 6 billion dollars a year. Since most criminals wouldn't use registered and insured guns, they wouldn't have many claims.

Every gun should be registered and every gun owner licensed and insured. And if you allow someone else to use your gun, you’re liable for any harm. Just like cars. Exactly like cars.