Middenfaced Mcnulty

@JohnCleese Lol, not going nowhere, it's such bad English.

And now will a moderate Muslim please say that they don't believe this ?

@ruth_wishart 4 for me today.

5/6 Wordle 😬

@FeelYouHappy Why?

I m embarrassed after watching this😭

@archer_rs Balls of tungsten.

Still applies.

@renewableworks @anders_aslund Russia is a busted flush.

@anders_aslund This is most dangerous for NATO. We are letting Ukraine leadership drag us into direct war with Russia.

Last night, Ukraine finally attacked Russia, including Moscow, with more than 1,000 drones. Media report Muscovites suitably shaken after having boasted that Moscow was never cleaner or more beautiful. The Ukrainians have understood that the war had to hit the capital to make a difference. The US administrations never did that. They refused to give Ukraine the relevant long-distance arms & Europeans did not have such missiles. Now Ukraine has developed such missiles & drones itself & does not need to ask anybody for permission. Europe supports Ukraine, while Trump supports Putin & is thus irrelevant for Ukraine. Ukraine should cut out treasonous Trump & rely on Europe! Are the Russians finally turning against Putin's disastrous war?

@simon_schama I'm sorry Simon, I could not finish the book, it was like reading a never-ending description of how a candle burns in its holder, whilst simultaneously walking through treacle. I kept screaming at the book to get to the point!

Am aboard the Pequod ( for the 4th time I think) Moby Dick the second greatest novel ever written and a whole universe of writing to live in .. As an antidote to the flat- footed prose of the media, trailing their stale opinions behind them and the fanatical drivel of the powerful plus the smug certainties of billionaires, rich only in money, nothing beats the great masters of writing. They are our life support, our thread of humanity in a mechanical world . AI will never produce a Melville for there is no data set that could have predicted him.

OK forget about what I said yesterday - THIS is the absolute worst picture of Trump ever taken. So for fuck’s sake, out of basic human decency, do not retweet it and accidentally expose more people to it. Fuckface would be devastated.

@AntiTrumpCanada @JerryWillResist @benfasbender Too funny.

@JerryWillResist @benfasbender Yes, the monkey is not a pedophile.

Can you see a difference?

@AstronomyPosts Amazing!

Saturn hiding behind the Moon!

@Noirchick1 Too funny.

"Them Thar Hills" finds Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy in a bit of back and forth with their little nemesis Charlie Hall...

@fasc1nate Simpler times

The amazing Goldie Hawn on Laugh-In (1969). More photos of the hilarious star: bit.ly/3GUvBlk

@ReallyAmerican1 Ask him to do one, live, on tv.

Donald Trump posts on Truth Social that anyone running for President or Vice President should be required to take a cognitive exam and goes on to brag about “acing” that basic test three times

Even if it takes me 20 years I'll follow back anybody who reposts this thread

@AvPOdysseyDB Who's the guy playing Tom Skerrit?

Sigourney Weaver’s 1978 screen test for Alien at Shepperton Studios was what actually got her the breakout role as Ripley. She brought this perfect combo of real toughness and raw, honest vulnerability that just worked. She even had to battle an invisible enemy!

@joe_yer99 I like your journey here, could say, you're a jukebox hero!

The boozer I'm in had a jukebox the last time I was in it. It's had a jukebox in it since the 80s. There is no longer a jukebox. Fuck progress.

#bbcqt The Tory chap cannae even pronounce nuclear properly, ffs.

@Noirchick1 Best comedy partnership, ever!

Looks like a frame up job to me... and a pane-ful experience for Mr. Hardy.........

@nocontextfooty Children

#GraysonPerryHasSeenTheFuture The guy from Microsoft, not giving two fucks about destroying teaching jobs of real people.

@joe_yer99 I thought John Osborne played a very good gang boss.

70's-tastic. Caine is the bollox in this. And aye, it's grim up north.