Bernoulli's Ghost
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Bernoulli's Ghost
@middlemouse
RAF Veteran. Engineer. Comedy fan. I notice things
United Kingdom Katılım Nisan 2012
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@jamesinsurrey I almost always use a disabled toilet in public. They are cleaner and are private. The ONLY reason they want to go in the ladies is a fetish, probably because their mums took them in when they were young and it imprinted something on their brains.
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@cjsnowdon I remember my first Spanish holiday when i was 14. San Miguel from vending machines in the street, Halcyon days.
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Six years and five prime ministers after Theresa May put this policy on the table, it is finally going ahead.
It will mean that adults will not be able to buy energy drinks from vending machines, 80% of which are in workplaces.
BBC News (UK)@BBCNews
Energy drinks to be banned for under-16s in England from April bbc.in/4vsA3uB
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@TU_144_ @cjsnowdon they also have vending machine with childrens knickers, so be careful of the cultural comparisons lol
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@cjsnowdon Such an odd country, in Japan there are vending machines everywhere with 50% energy drinks and no fat kids
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@cjsnowdon Its actually cheaper to buy an ounce of weed 28g (200 GBP) and some herbal tobacco (pennies) and just vape nicotine day to day than get in the 20 quid for 20 cigarettes game. Stupid country.
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Why are smokers flocking to the black market? No one knows. Link below.
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@Simple_john1 I eat them instead of biscuits when peckish at night. A little drizzle of good olive oil, salt, pepper and some Habanero Vinaigrette. Wonderful.
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@ThermopylaeRIP Next door to Oman which might be the finest ME nation.
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@ThermopylaeRIP Its a great feeling when normality starts to resume. I remember 4 months after my Open Heart Surgery being on a Jet Ski in the Adriatic going like the clappers and feeling more alive than i have ever done.
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@ThermopylaeRIP You Tube Music works fine and is included in You Tube Premium. Free up some cash for an Only Fans sub.
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@Simple_john1 Pissed up Drugged up on channel 4 late night in the 90s
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@PeteHegseth I had to join the military and stand on the stern of an aircraft carrier to see that kind of flypast. These civilians just got it for free !
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The flyovers will continue until morale improves.
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@ThermopylaeRIP Not dismissing your wider point ref serious crime not being given full attention, those who are cruel to animals in my experience will think nothing of acting in such a way to their fellow man so as far as I'm concerned, string the gull botherer up.
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@FlashheartV2 I will also be indulging in bread and circuses tonight. Western Civilisation can wait a day. Life is too short to exist in a black pill every day.
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@D_Fens_Ghost In this house the children and dogs use the rear of the property. The adults enter the house from the front.
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We've turned into a family that goes in through the back door 👀
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@Ersatz_F The Blouse Isn’t Big, nor does it belong to a girl…. Think about it …
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Odd things Americans have asked me No: 5090
“What is a big girls blouse and why is it from a big girl?”
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@ChristinaP Seeing as you are newly single can i get some time with those sloppy tits ?
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@Simple_john1 how will i afford my porridge if Engerland doesnt send the magic money train ?
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Grizzly bears running away from Indians hahaha that stink worse than bear spray
PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE@Protect_Wldlife
It’s official ~ some of the dumbest people on earth are Yellowstone National Park tourists. Imagine running towards a Grizzly Bear with cubs!! 🤦♂️ And then they wonder why they get mauled by a protective mother Bear. 🎦 Credit: Beautiful Nature.
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