Matthew Horrocks

Prince Edward has been in Kettering today, but we won't be able to provide our readers with any colour or pictures other than this because nobody bothered to invite the local press. Royal visits are major events and we should be able to tell people all about what happens at them.

Harimoto! Mentality Monster #Olympics #tabletennis #Japan

Anyone selling a Limp Bizkit ticket for London 2022 hit me up! Man needs one! #limpbizkit #uktour

Stop what you're doing and read this. This leak is going to be the story of the year: (LINK: theguardian.com/world/2021/jul…)

@GNev2 Varane, Kane, Sancho = deluded

Varane, Kane and Sancho = title

Close fight, I got 10-9 rakic, fighting clever, both feather dusters though #bigswingers #UFC259

UK Office or US Office? I'm saying US Office

@HyperX @finalfantasyvii The complete beauty of Wall Market, it looks stunning in this game. I would run around for days just to enjoy the scenery

Jump on the train! It's to save Midgar 🚂 For a chance to win a HyperX Cloud Alpha S + 1st Class Edition of #FinalFantasy VII Remake #FF7R: 1) Follow @HyperX 2) RT this tweet 3) Comment w/ your favorite scene from @finalfantasyvii T&C: hyperx.gg/terms *US only.

When you first visit Wall Market

@realDonaldTrump Your an idiot, you haven't won. #deluded

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

White chocolate Twix... not as good as it sounds #dissapointment

@Bamalam Still remember that killer hunger for more scheme against Ogmios in the top 8, your on beat battles were fire too man! Seems that your smashing life man, props to you for all the hard graft 👊

@midnighthozza Damn been here for a long time! have followed back bro massively appreciate you sticking with me ❤️

Anyway who wants a follow back?

@Shuffle_T Crocodile tear

Today's multisyllabic rhyme challenge (#261) is... Tactical gear Maddison Beer Calendar year Abu Nazir Acting career Happy to hear Charioteer The Valley of Fear A rhyming dictionary? Sounds like some rapping is near... Just buy the fucking book. FINALLY. shuffle-t.com/shop

@Shuffle_T Chandelier

@Shuffle_T Sly neighbour

Today's multisyllabic rhyme challenge (#260) is... Light-sabre Skyscraper Crime caper Fly paper Lifesaver Timewaster Icebreaker Vibrator You got my book? Wicked, let's discuss rhymes later.

@Shuffle_T Superstition

Today's multisyllabic rhyme challenge (#251) is... Free admission Lisa Simpson Veganism Peter Griffin Speaker system Seek assistance Alesha Dixon Repeat prescription You: “I still haven't bought the book! Ooooh, look at me I'm different!"

Enjoy the moment, @ntfc! #EFL | #EFLPlayOffs

🙌 Good morning

@Shuffle_T Taj Mahal

Today's multisyllabic rhyme challenge (#240) is Nicki Minaj Mission to Mars Finsbury Park Swimming with sharks Criminal class Little and large Live in the past Michelin Stars If you’re not southern English you’ll have an issue with Rs Buy the rhyming dictionary. It is Advanced