5’11 100 IQ

@OldInternetFeel you know a good 20% of people on here are schizophrenic right?

@Blo_via_ting @EmmaVigeland ok Omaha, Nebraska

@EmmaVigeland The fact that a bunch of gentrifiers and NYC transplants want to jump on the bandwagon of true NYC joy, doesn’t give them a right to claim they contributed to it.

Mamdani's NYC: Multiracial camaraderie, unbridled joy in the streets, celebrating a team beloved in the city, winning at the highest level of a cerebral, graceful sport based in teamwork Trump's America: Barenuckle, bloody lawn fights for a billionaire pedophile's 80th birthday

@Jason fuck off weirdo

@joshhart @NBA_NewYork You can walk on to any court or restaurant Champ — no reservations necessary!

Now we play golf! Just got to figure out where to get a golf membership in NY 👀

@KDc0m3h0m3 @RinseHold @swaggyunc to be fair, California does actually have good mexican food, up there with what i’ve had in cdmx

@midnightliaison @RinseHold @swaggyunc Confused as to why I keep seeing "even the US doesn't have Mexican food as good as Mexico" and variations. No one expected the US to have good Mexican food in the first place. Proximity doesn't automatically mean same food.

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

@scooberdoobert1 @ZeroSuitCamus surprise surprise morrissey is an imperialist

@ZeroSuitCamus I'm sorry, when did Morrissey start beefing with Ulfric Stormcloak?

Imagine having beef with Ronald McDonald

@RinseHold @swaggyunc even new york does not have mexican food comparable to real mexican you get in mexico mate. you’re off your rocker if you think norwich has good mexican.

@swaggyunc Spoiler: almost every town in the UK has a Mexican restaurant.

@bIoach i guess i’ve watched so much shit horror that even something 5/10 is decent enough

@midnightliaison oddity is even worse. hokum is just average but oddity is so bad it that hokum needed to atone for it and it wasnt nearly enough

Hokum director needs to take his ass back to shudder. let him go put up an empty 20 and 10 there

@penishorts @josiahhughes bro trust me bro it sounds warmer. bro if it sounds crinkly you just need to buy this $1200 ultrasonic cleaner and clean it first then use microfiber gloves and only hold it on the outside and make sure you clean your needle and check your tonearm’s balance and tracking force bro

@josiahhughes Yeah ok let me wait until I get home to listen to this one song and have it sound all old and crinkly

facts

@coopercooperco steve yedlin display prep demo etc. etc. 🙄

We’re comparing white balance and halation

@arcademan @NYCMayor @nyctourism 🫵😂🫵

you're wrong this is the greatest state in America. And Governor Ron Desantis is fixing to eliminate our property taxes saving us an average of $5000 per year right back in our pockets I see taxes are still going up in your place? What do you expect from a Blue City democrat Mayor?

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@TKoomi @Popplayzz1 @nycguidovoice

@Popplayzz1 I love these fake stories from celebrities. They're similar to when a politician claims to have gone to a small town and kiss the foreheads of down syndrome children. All lies to make them seem like they're "just like the common man".

John Cena revealed how he survived on $50 during his early years as a wrestler : "I found a place where they served a giant pizza, and if you could eat the whole thing, it was free, and you didn't have to pay. Since I couldn't afford to spend money on food, I went and ate the whole pizza. The owner said, 'Wow, that's amazing. So, I went back the next day and did it again. The owner gave me a strange look and said, 'Mmm, amazing!' By the third day in a row, when I did it again, the owner just came up to me and said, 'Brother, if you want free food, just ask, and I'll give it to you. You don't have to eat the whole pizza!"

this pan is frying me 😂

@avalon_emerson featured in Apple WWDC 💓

@RealMarketMarc @Hunter_Weiss yeah super sustainable bro

@Hunter_Weiss The power of going viral. All restaurants and mom and pop shops should make vitality their priority

This place makes north of $300k+ a month profit. Their AOV is $12 per customer. They serve old school scale method. People don’t know how much it costs until they get to the scale. They serve 1500+ people a day when busy. The rent is approx $45k a month

@normanbuntzhsb @RealEmirHan you sound super normal bro 👍😃👍

Well, for one thing, maybe even the main thing: Bullock is the guy in any relationship she’s ever in. You have to be willing to be emasculated by Sandra to be in any type of long term relationship. Keanu was likely aware of this early on and had no desire to “go there” or even start something he knew had zero future. It’s not just clear in this short clip of her and Keanu, but just take another look at most of her movies. She may be playing a female role, but she plays them like or as the MAN.

Sandra Bullock: “Keanu was so sweet and handsome. Never dated him. There’s just something about me that I guess he didn’t like.” Keanu Reeves: “I can’t explain in words why Sandra and I have chemistry on screen. We just do. I like her as a person.”

@wetworkarchive what bluesky-ass part of twitter is my algorithm putting me in? felix rules

I find Felix Biederman almost unbearable to listen to. It’s sad because I used to look up to him and found his righteous anger very compelling. He’s so checked out. I understand it all. I just wish they would have the heart to either do something else or make a drastic change.

@NovaXCode @Polymarket @crumbl engagement bait is back*

@Polymarket @crumbl 186g of sugar but written as 186,000mg so it sounds like a war crime. Journalism is back, baby.

JUST IN: Crumbl cookie company releases drink with 186,000mg of sugar — leading to outrage, calls to make the drink illegal.

@Polymarket @crumbl everyone falling for engagement bait jfc