endowed jones

my “roommate” (deep state informant) is trying to psyop me into paying utilities. should i kill him? mm yes i will

they killed amelia earhart for serving butch realness in a toxic femme4femme environment (pacific ocean)

you know we’re in a recession when a gay guy starts talking beer with you

off the 10 mg feeling like ken bone in 2016

#Flaggle 9 Apr 🟩 1 pts ducc.pythonanywhere.com/flaggle/

I CALLED GAME

choosing to not buy an energy drink this morning and banking on the backpack schmucks being there just to feel my own aura

First Look at Brendan Fraser in Darren Aronofsky's next film, 'THE WHALE'. In theaters on December 21.

this is belmont location. armitage also rocks bc they will be playing arca

chicago bagel authority rocks because you get to listen to the most depressing alt-country in an otherwise joyful family friendly dining establishment

@rikkaaltland omg 💖💖💖

@midzest This happened in Brooklyn back in September! Here are some pics if you wanna catch up on the action :) flickr.com/gp/rikkamoss/8…

you wanna feast with the team it ain’t cheap at all

I’m probably the first person to look at tung tung tung sahur porn in the Newark airport

@Brodog003 MTFanDuel

@midzest How can I bet on this

@midzest putting the entire weight of my forces behind you because of the walk up song

guh

@rcspuff @firebombwalmart WE’RE FUCKIN THERE DUDE

@midzest @firebombwalmart are u in chi? theres @chitransfemspringtraining starting next thurs and @majorlezbaseball again at the end of may, both instagram

woah this blew up! help support a struggling queer polycule with this mutual aid link 👇 mlb.com/tigers/tickets…

@panda_otu @LeeHrvyBigweld YES COACH

@midzest @LeeHrvyBigweld I sentence you to 30 minutes of ground ball drills