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i have a small handful of accomplices with forbidden twitters

remembering the they in riley's pronouns

evangelion is like seinfeld. except we never got a seinfeld movie to clarify things

whiplash-style movie wherein a film student has matt johnson as a professor

this is belmont location. armitage also rocks bc they will be playing arca

chicago bagel authority rocks because you get to listen to the most depressing alt-country in an otherwise joyful family friendly dining establishment

how do i clout farm off my roommate's joy

ready for the mushpit shaka brah

meet me in the mushpit that's what she said

meet me in the mushpitt

@midzest 👍

dude i had the craziest boner last night

yo we’re going out to eat tn you wanna join? oh its the whale carcass again. yeah the one at the bottom of the ocean. yeah bro it’s still there i promise.

@midzest @Vemrak_ what

@Vemrak_ @saprotrophicelf ren’s mother ate fries

saw a photo of ren's mom and i got a boner. like mother like son

@midzest this was pretty tame for you i was expecting something way crazier

@saprotrophicelf your funniest tweet in years

guess who posted this

"big chungus oh wait i meant to say jane remover" -literally riley just now im not even joking

the anthropocene has never been more apparent than in the past few days of weather in chicago

@midzest steven van zandt core

trade?