Mikael Shields

“@O2 I need urgent help cancelling a data-only SIM contract. I cannot use PAC/STAC as this is used in a modem. Your systems; online, mobile, and chat are all designed to obstruct a genuine customer wishing to cancel. They waste HOURS of customer time. Please DM me to help

@matthaig1 Heaven for the heavenly...

If you're fine with "magically regenerating time-travelling alien" but struggle with "female", have a word with yourself! #doctor13

@SarahChampionMP @bingbunny Delighted to hear that Sarah! Thank you for the report from the field. Babysitting...it's a Bing thing. x

Successful afternoon babysitting largely thanks to @bingbunny Who knew?! @mikaelshields

I nearly died from septic shock. For each retweet upto 50000 in the next month I will donate £1 to the UK SepsisTrust

@Unaguan Thank you very much Una! Apologies for the delayed response. I've only just read seen your kind message. M.

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@ros_borland Ros, I've emailed you a few times and had bounce-backs. Miss you! Please DM your current email address. Love M. x

Donald Trump has given me, who is 94, the deep desire & will to live to 98 so I can vote for whoever runs against him.

@loafhome Hi Jo, your response puts another personable tweet on the 'twitter record' but does nothing, and takes no action whatsoever.

Ordered a sofa from @loafhome on June 13th. Still not with us. Worst customer service we've experienced in over a decade. Just cancelled :-)

We're utterly thrilled that our gorgeous Bing books have been nominated for Best Preschool Publishing Range... twitter.com/Prog_Preschool…

Hip hip, hooray! What a great shot of the @BrownBagFilms team celebrating the arrival of their Emmy®, awarded to @bingbunny back in April 🎉 twitter.com/BrownBagFilms/…

Still no @loafhome delivery arranged for 7am-9am today. Agreed new slot: 1-3pm. Nothing. 'experts in the art of snug' Garish incompetence.

The life-enhancingly talented @EvelynHoskins’ brilliant one woman show; There Was a Little Girl', at Zedel. A treat.

Loved @richardreedinno's passion speaking to John Humphrys on Liam Fox's disgraceful comments on 'lazy and fat' UK twitter.com/BBCr4today/sta…

@Gillyism @canuckuk I'm thriving in the usual sorts of ways thanks! How are you? x

@canuckuk Thank you very much :-) What area of 'soldiering'?