Micaela J. Rodríguez

me, pretty much always:

what is Donald Trump’s plan to handle the mullet epidemic

seinfeld episode where george has the same jacket as the guy who shot the ceo and vaguely alludes to being him to pick up women

What feasible surprise is left for October

i’d smoke Moo Deng for 12 hours like a brisket

I’ve lost years of my life to 2-factor authentication

paul mescal fans are the weirdest people on the planet except for me i am normal and that’s why im the one who will end up married to him. good luck to everyone else

sorry i can’t i’m soo busy tonight

this is in el paso........ this world is crazy what can a young mexican do if they can't be emo?

all this veep talk ok well let’s talk about Him

Friendly reminder about our mandatory all-staff Teams call at noon today on employee burnout. Please read all the materials, especially the 6,000-word HBR article, and have your “personal stories” prepared for the small-group breakouts. And remember, cameras on!

20 years ago, ‘NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’ released in theaters.

Check out the new podcast “Inheriting.” It is produced by my friend @AnjuliSastry and launches tomorrow. It’s made with so much love and care and is going to be great!!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/int…

Every raccoon is either planning a heist or in the middle of a heist.

@jennygathright @postlocal Yes Jenny!!!!!!! Congrats!!!!

Some news! I'll be helping out at @postlocal for the next three months, covering public safety and criminal justice. Today is my first day. New email: Jenny.Gathright[at]washpost[dot]com...send tips!

'My Favorite Part of the Day Is Getting Home From Work and Sitting on the Couch,' Says Woman Who Used to Have Dreams: ow.ly/Bwim50RIZfr