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Mike Pfeil

@mikeFAIL

he/him • Go #Flames and subscribe to @TheScorchstack • Free Palestine • Retired hockey writer; full-time hater; usually playing Dark Souls.

EDMONTON / Treat 6 Territory Katılım Şubat 2011
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Mike Pfeil
Mike Pfeil@mikeFAIL·
Here are my #SeaHAC slides. Over the next few weeks I'll continue to track, analyze, and work on the next iteration of this #Flames PK project with more material coming soon. It was a rush to finish and it shows, sadly. Hopefully it's good enough still. drive.google.com/open?id=1WujwJ…
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Mike Pfeil@mikeFAIL·
@yolo_pinyato two goals for byfield tonight the streets are saying "he's always been great"
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Mike Pfeil@mikeFAIL·
@sausagehobbit is STS 1 multiplayer? if so yes once I get a handle on the mechanics
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kabir 🐜@sausagehobbit·
@mikeFAIL oh baby. do you wanna play multiplayer ssometime
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yolo_pinyato_is_dead@yolo_pinyato·
@mikeFAIL took the EH RAPM stats for QoC/QoT and create a model to predict individual stats like points or xGF%
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yolo_pinyato_is_dead@yolo_pinyato·
Slafkovsky is on pace to break 70 points which is a big jump in production for him, but the average forward would be on pace for 80 pts w/ his deployment (and the avg 21 year old would be on pace for 72). MTL is stacked offensively, but Slaf is more passenger than play driver.
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yolo_pinyato_is_dead@yolo_pinyato

every "slafkovsky is good now" post is just a screen shot of his points because people don't know how to calibrate someone being the 6th best offensive player on a top 5 offense in the league lol

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Mike Pfeil
Mike Pfeil@mikeFAIL·
@Fan960Logan getting the panthers and lightning on the second nights of a B2B just makes it easier
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Logan Gordon@Fan960Logan·
Quite the time for a winning streak…..
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Just wanted to tell Cult of Luna we love them too and they are valid ❤️
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NHL Player Safety@NHLPlayerSafety·
Florida’s A.J. Greer will have a hearing tomorrow for boarding Calgary’s Connor Zary.
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Mike Pfeil@mikeFAIL·
@GW_YUL A guy who loves to rip on Parekh. He seems angry.
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HockeyStatCards@hockeystatcards·
NHL GameScore Impact Card for Calgary Flames on 2026-03-20:
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Mike Pfeil@mikeFAIL·
@Ersatzov It’s to the point where I want to log on and see a Panther stretchered off.
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Mike Pfeil@mikeFAIL·
@sheldonmsmith these bozos are rattled. I should rent a minivan and just go fuck with them this weekend.
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Mike Pfeil@mikeFAIL·
@knockoutpanda With how the team is coached and how goaltending is, I find it hard to believe they could (unless Draisaitl is returning at 100% and other current rostered players don't erode / get injured).
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Jank'n Stank
Jank'n Stank@CanesIncognito·
God gonna get his ass beat.
Variety@Variety

Chuck Norris, the martial arts champion who became an iconic action star and led the hit series “Walker, Texas Ranger,” has died. He was 86. Norris was hospitalized in Hawaii on Thursday, and his family posted a statement saying he had died Friday morning: It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved Chuck Norris yesterday morning. While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace. To the world, he was a martial artist, actor, and a symbol of strength. To us, he was a devoted husband, a loving father and grandfather, an incredible brother, and the heart of our family. He lived his life with faith, purpose, and an unwavering commitment to the people he loved. Through his work, discipline, and kindness, he inspired millions around the world and left a lasting impact on so many lives. While our hearts are broken, we are deeply grateful for the life he lived and for the unforgettable moments we were blessed to share with him. The love and support he received from fans around the world meant so much to him, and our family is truly thankful for it. To him, you were not just fans, you were his friends. We know many of you had heard about his recent hospitalization, and we are truly grateful for the prayers and support you sent his way. As we grieve this loss, we kindly ask for privacy for our family during this time. Thank you for loving him with us. variety.com/2026/film/news…

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Jank'n Stank@CanesIncognito·
@mikeFAIL The mark of someone who truly stands behind their work.
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