Mike Hawk

@HiGround8108 @BornFe @itsD3lay How? I was raised in a cardboard box most of my childhood and I'm fine. My grandparents would even tape the box shut

@mikebirdwatcher @BornFe @itsD3lay Positional asphyxiation.

Otro trauma de la infancia desbloqueado

@LisaMNewman1 @Milito177 No it isn't dumb fuck lmao u can cut hair off anyone

@Milito177 Believe it or not, cutting someone's hair without their permission is considered a crime in many jurisdictions in the US. A battery. It's also a tort for which civil liability (monetary remedies) may be available.

Let me say this about this video: I feel like it’s never right to cut someone’s hair without their permission

@BornFe @itsD3lay Shut up he's in an OPEN box there's clearly oxygen MORON

@itsD3lay That's a joke to this woman the boy could be suffocating or breaking

@richardkhoppes @FrankV_head @SpencerHakimian @KJO50797138 There aren't any actual victims nice try

@mikebirdwatcher @FrankV_head @SpencerHakimian @KJO50797138 Tell that to the victims.

Why did we stop talking about the Epstein Files?

@richardkhoppes @FrankV_head @SpencerHakimian @KJO50797138 Lmao, the Epstein is mostly a hoax

@FrankV_head @SpencerHakimian @KJO50797138 It's not made up. It's real, and you're protecting pedophiles.

@Bigdog6010 @mjfree Lmao u weirdo liberals beg and demand he touched kids so that u can legalize pedophilia and make it normal by accusing Trump what you're guilty of

@mjfree I agree I think about a BIG FAT PIG

What comes up when you look at this?

@GymBr_o @StaminaFitnes That's how I take my shits!!!!!!!!

The clever things my girlfriend does

@The_Real_Zealot @1Nicdar Bruh it will set off the explosive and kill u are u fking dumb brain or what like a pea sized brain little weenie brain

@1Nicdar Doorbells are very low voltage (0.5 to 1.5 amps) it will not "zap" you.

Is this even legal? (asking for a friend) 😬

@vocalcry @bscholl Slip a test tube into my butthole and squeeze

@bscholl I gotchu

We need alt phrases for “kill two birds with one stone” and “more than one way to skin a cat” that don’t involve being cruel to animals

@commons96055467 @DemzRnuts Trump is innocent u fkn moron

@DemzRnuts And trump held back everything about his pedophilia deeds in the Epstein files. Still not released. How gullible these MAGA creeps are? Junior high kids will run circles around them.

Trump was raping a child when she bit his penis to stop him. Trump violently hit her. That’s a small part of the FBI report inside Epstein files. FBI interviewed the victim 4 times and found her to be credible. Trump is a pedophile rapist. Drag the SOB out of the White House.

@Hontas_Farmer @iExposingCrazy Trans people love to smell poop

@iExposingCrazy As a transwoman I wouldn't just be haning around in the bathroom tossing my hair. I'd do the same thing I do in the womens, use it, wash my hands and leave. WTH are people doing just hanging around in any restroom they stink?

What would you do in this situation

@MrBeast Nobody likes Mike Hawk

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@TESltq @GuntherEagleman @EdKrassen @grok Trumps innocent woooooo MAGA BABY

@GuntherEagleman @EdKrassen @grok Rape and pedophilia weren’t a dealbreaker for MAGA, but gas prices are.

Gas is $4.39 today. It was $3.13 when Joe Biden left office. Is this what you voted for MAGA?

@_raesparkles @Callme_BigV Hey I'm 450 pounds but could be the one for you, let's chat?

@Callme_BigV He’s right cos me I don’t even like those muscles

Putting on muscles 💪 won’t attract women but men. Man says after receiving 46 DM from his fellow men 😭💔

@DarkHumorClips Weird, I have this same tattoo

That’s a wild tattoo

@JamarLewisDaddy @AdinRossVods Yeah man, Clav is a genius I hope he gets a better girl who will eat BK not this stupid whore

@AdinRossVods Don’t like the dude but I like this move. Ask a girl “you want to go to Burger King” or some cheap fast food place (no disrespect, love Burger King) and see their reaction. If a girl is down with you she’ll go even if she doesn’t like it, if not then she’s going to leave

10/10 from Miami plays “hard to get” with Clavicular and REGRETS it IMMEDIATELY 😭 😳

@2unearth @ParzivalNikko @royaldman @newstart_2024 Obviously that doesn't apply to my son. He will do what I say

@mikebirdwatcher @ParzivalNikko @royaldman @newstart_2024 Good luck with that. I knew a beautiful young man that killed himself while in college because he couldn’t live up to his father’s expectations. The father is a wonderful man. He didn’t see it coming at all and it’s crushed him. This kid had everything going for him.

This MRI study on young kids just exposed something terrifying: They scanned the brains of 60 children aged 3–5 — including 5-year-old Rose — and found interactive screen time is causing measurable loss of white matter in their developing brains. Even just 2 hours a day is linked to impaired neural connectivity, language, and literacy development. Professor Mike Nagel (neuroscientist and father) said his first reaction was simply: “Wow… I was not anticipating seeing anything like that.” We’re physically changing children’s brains before they even start school — and the damage is visible on scans. This one actually unsettled me. I’ve always suspected too much screen time was bad, but seeing real white matter loss in toddlers hits different. Parents of little ones — has this kind of research changed how much screen time you allow?

@2unearth @ParzivalNikko @royaldman @newstart_2024 Yes I am going to make sure of it

@mikebirdwatcher @ParzivalNikko @royaldman @newstart_2024 Also…you don’t get to decide what your child will be.

@loscamethru @Tekeee Maybe try getting a job 🤣

@Tekeee My Rent was $1000. 4 years later, it’s $2000 and nothing has been fixed / remodeled since I moved here. 💔

All it takes is $27.397 a day to save $10,000 a year Let that sink in

@ParzivalNikko @royaldman @newstart_2024 If you think AI is going to replace programmers and computer engineering you're mistaken

@mikebirdwatcher @royaldman @newstart_2024 There will be little to no need for programmers by the time your child is career ready. Fucking up his/her brain for a career that’s going to be non-existent is retarded.