Mike

@BBCSport @BBCMOTD Sling them out the comp 🤣

Argentina face the prospect of disciplinary action from Fifa after celebrating with a banner in support of their country's claims to the Falkland Islands.

@piersmorgan 👀 that aged well 🤣

This has been a Tuchel tactical masterclass. Take us home, Thomas! 👊👊👊👊

@ljs69_ Had it the other day. Literally 5mins in and I threw coffee all over myself 🤦‍♂️😭

@mikeboycey Honest to god 🤣 couldn’t write it

Fuck it

@Mrdecent000 Fuck. NO. (yes, I know it’s AI) still..

Don_t get too close😬😳

@ClownWorld Bonus points if you can get it to 101

🤣🤣🤣

@absolutkylian Jamie Vardy

Pronounce it slowly and tell me the football player Level: Elite Ball Knowledge needed🧠

@NotTodayEric Tbf, it’s a bitch of a word 🤣

The worst part about a diarrhea epidemic is that nobody knows how to spell diarrhea.

@theutdlegacy 100% agree

Some Manchester United fans won’t admit it, but INEOS are doing the one thing previous regimes refused to do: Stop shopping like a desperate club. Multiple midfielders for sensible fees > one £100m vanity signing. Football isn’t won by collecting expensive names. It’s won by building a functioning squad. That’s the part people don’t want to hear.

@Arnie1421 You too dude!

Morning y’all have a great day ahead everyone 🚀

@Lea_EFC 🥱🥱

“When Manchester United call, you don’t think twice” All three players have rejected Manchester United in the last month 😭

@Noontangclan 🤣🤣 I know you’re messing and anyone who knows you/follows you knows too. I just can’t be arsed to give anyone that ammunition, you know.. (it’s shit it even has to be that way). ✌️🫠

@mikeboycey Yeah, you’re right. I know you’re right But I’ve just got that terror in me 😂 they know I don’t mean it and I love them really Maybe not love. Bit far… tolerate. Yes. That’s better. Tolerate. ☺️😂

Women 🙄

@Noontangclan Wouldn’t let it wind you up mate. Too many people on this app saying stuff to get a reaction, it gets seriously tiresome

@mikeboycey Fuck em 😂 I only said it because I saw a woman answer ‘men’ Uno reverse 😎😂

@chiamakaafc Phil Jones

Name ONE player who has won all these. just give up you can’t 😂

@10stofchaos 🤣🤣

Your mam has been getting that much pipe lately, she’s renamed her gaff

@youwouldknow Very specific 🤣😷

Someone on my train smells like Edam

Luncheon spot ain’t too shabby

@Pebble2012 He needs to be on his A-game tomorrow 😬😬

@mikeboycey Yes!!!!!

Pickford needs to calm down on the punching and start actually CATCHING the ball 😮‍💨