Michael Drebot

@katiebakes I'm sorry but my favorite tv show, "The Patriots are Losing" is on tv right now

It’s been too long

@snowboiiii Look… Jack really was that annoying in season 5 of LOST.

my most hated tv character of all time? probably the extremely talented emergency room doctor who saves lives every episode while suffering from suicidal ideation and ptsd from decades of compounding daily trauma. yeah, he was very nasty to his coworkers like 4 times

@KVanValkenburg Don’t have a FT subscription but they seem to be reporting it ft.com/content/76dfb7…

I think it’s fair to say there is lots of smoke but no one can confirm the fire (sale). Yet.

Never forget the sacred texts

Forever grateful that we get to live in the time of Team Rose. The heart of a lion. Immense!

Bryson going full Anakin this Masters

Let’s lose the golf course a bit. Turn Sat/Sun into the ultimate test. Be okay w/allowing Mother Nature to run its course, esp w/ light winds. Limit water! Make it a year we tell our grandkids about decades from now. Poofs of dust flying up, sandbelt firmness! The ultimate major.

@ImNotOwned For the record this isn’t real lol, Kelce was there but no McAfee or Kreischer and no pond jump. Masters specifically didn’t want McAfee there.

@ANGC_burner It used to be a Trump course, that may why you ignored it in the past.

how have I never heard of this place

@jailedamanda Saw this tweet and thought about how I’ve been reading/listening to Simmons for like half of my life and increasingly worried what it says about me that this might actually be true.

Sabres

@ANGC_burner You might have to find a way to work this hat into the graphic at some point.

No school tomorrow on account of the blizzard, TGL on the screen, marijuana edible gummy in my system

@mattracquet Really thoughtful analysis here, I'm a huge golf fan and the scary part to me is how basically every word here feels like something that could apply to professional golf.

While I think the debate on whether tennis is better now or 10-20 years ago is genuinely interesting for a few reasons, I'm more interested in the idea that Alcaraz and Sinner (and the Big 3) might be partially wasting their all time talents because the Tour has decided that nearly 70% of elite tournaments on the men's side (Masters, ATP Finals, Slams) are to be played on medium to medium fast hard courts (including Saudi masters from 2027) In doing so the Tour is likely narrowing both developmental progression and potential for variety of playstyles that playing on three distinct surfaces used to gift this sport with. Of course poly strings and to a lesser extent modern racquets mean that something close to game theory optimal tennis strategy converges across all surfaces. For e.g. hit a huge but repeatable first serve and then hit a huge but high margin forehand, meaning 70% of points Alcaraz and Sinner play on serve are over in just a couple of racquet swings, regardless of surface. But I'm confused why there's so little urgency around the real homogenisation of conditions, specifically the creep of hard courts eating the tour. And the possibility of unwanted long term effects like a loss of matchup and skill set diversity Grass and clay, while playing much closer to hard courts than they did in the 1970's, are still sufficiently different to produce matchup and shot diversity at the elite level. You can see this turn up in return strategy differences in the clay to grass season transition, slice rates etc. I think tennis is suffering from short sightedness by allowing the tour to become so hard court dominant. And the more near-identical hard courts we have the easier is it to justify more tournaments on that surface in the name of calendar consistency. A self-perpetuating concrete creep. This is part of the justification used in the continued marginalisation of the South American golden swing happening now It's probably not a question of cost and maintenance for grass, not at the elite level. Three grass court warmups (Berlin WTA, Stuttgart ATP, Mallorca WTA) spend approx $600k annually collectively for grass court maintenance. This is not prohibitive for the profit margins that Masters 1000's or Slams operate under (but it is for smaller events, which is its own issue). It's a question of will and thinking about short and long term tradeoffs We're slowly losing one of the things that makes tennis genuinely great, surface diversity. This doesn't show up in most audience analysis. In part because the creep of hard courts has been gradual, but also because it's impossible to miss what you haven't experienced. But there is an opportunity cost to having great players mostly ply their trade on one rather than three more evenly split surfaces, and an even greater cost to junior players optimising mostly for a hard court tour rather than a grass, clay, and hard court environment The Alcaraz Sinner Roland Garros final was by far their greatest match so far, in part because the surface blunted serves and pushed both into all sorts of interesting point construction. Matches like that are a forcing function for better and more interesting versions of those players in years to come. The tournament composition is mostly baked in now for decades to come (two week masters have been given 30 year contracts). But I'll be mourning the counterfactual greats. Richer, stranger versions of players we never got to meet, shapeshifting across surfaces, yet sacrificed to institutional short-sightedness

It was time! USA is golden. Way to go boys.

@Steven_Hyden After trying to buy the Bills and move them to Toronto

Jon Bon Jovi, a Jersey guy, being a Patriots fan is extremely fraudulent even by Jon Bon Jovi standards.

@bwags Thought this piece at least made me understand how it’s possible nytimes.com/athletic/70288…

is she just on a hero dose of painkillers or what? how is this possible???

@Sabremetrix Kelly’s in NYC.

Are there Sabres Backers bars in other cities? I wasn’t able to legally drink a beer the last time they were good

@ntrider825 Guy who’s mad because Rose actually stole Dwight Howard’s MVP (me all these years later).

@JosephLaMagna This is also dumb to say but him not taking it seriously enough to figure it out (and his team just generally being a joke with Kisner) makes it harder to take the league seriously.

Look, this is reading WAY too much into something that doesn't matter. I'll acknowledge that. But I've already believed Tiger Woods won't be a good Ryder Cup captain and watching him have zero idea how to use the TGL Hammer only reinforces that belief.