Mike Judge 🤖

So... I made this thing. I call it a Trampolantern.

@Firebirds who can I bribe to get the cameraman to zoom in more? (It's hard to see the puck on stream.) Go firebirds!

@SoundTransit I'm at the UW light rail station. How come there's only two benches at the station and neither are within 50 feet of escalator or elevator bottoms? You know disabled people exist, right?

@matsmerri3 @komonews 14th amendment 🤌

@komonews Unconstitutional

BREAKING: Donald Trump has been disqualified from the presidential ballot in Colorado for 2024 after a ruling from the Colorado Supreme Court. komonews.com/news/nation-wo…

@elonmusk This like how you fixed the water system in flint michigan?

X Corp will be donating all revenue from advertising & subscriptions associated with the war in Gaza to hospitals in Israel and the Red Cross/Crescent in Gaza

@Oatmeal Congratulations!

The teaser trailer for my show just dropped! I've spent the past four years on this, and I'm so excited to show you one glorious minute of footage.

@ilsemulauthor @tha_rami I remember last time I did a big unity mobile project someone would buy a new iPhone and then be unable to drop a usb build onto it unless they used the latest version of xcode, and only the latest version of unity would talk to that version of xcode...

@tha_rami With your experience, what do you think about this idea where devs use older versions of Unity (pre April 2023) since the TOS before April 2023 had a clause that if you used the older versions, those TOS would be applicable. Would that at least save current projects?

@hannahkrieg I'm sure there's other good bootcamps out there, those are just the two I'm familiar with.

@hannahkrieg Junior web or mobile developers make about $100k. If you're into the idea of programming as a career, consider taking a developer boot camp like codefellows or Ada developer academy.

what are examples of jobs that make $70k in Seattle?

@jseattle Shower thought: if bars actually wanted to protect their customers they'd serve drinks in sippy cups.

Haven't heard about additional reports but good reminder nonetheless. Also explains why the bartender just snaked your half consumed gin and tonic when you left it "unattended" capitolhillseattle.com/2023/08/queer-…

@the_thagomizer I've been practicing guitar and occasionally stumble across guitar riffs of old songs and for a week now I've been trying to remember if it was a Guns N' Roses song or Aerosmith. (I'm not really a fan of either.)

I need AI hum that riff and identify the song. This episode of Star Trek episode is quoting like mad and I can’t identify them all.

Yay!

Making a pro co rat clone.

@GordonOfSeattle Seattle has an app you can use to report the worst problems. I've used it to report things like potholes and lifted sidewalk slabs. About fifty percent of the time for me it's resolved in two weeks or less. apps.apple.com/us/app/find-it…

How has pushing a stroller not radicalized every Seattle parent to become a sidewalk advocate? 46% of Seattle’s sidewalks have issues (cracks, uplifts, etc) that impact mobility (👩🏻‍🦯👩🏾‍🦽🧑🏼‍🦼🚶🏼), and it is so obvious once you are trying to push a stroller (seattle.gov/documents/Depa…)

If you google "cpap masks", you can see the models regretting the choices that led them here.

Can somebody help me understand how is this a good idea for Twitter? How is this not going to destroy impressions and engagement across the board?

Anybody got a Bluesky social invite? I'm looking for an alternative to Twitter cause Elon musk is just the worst.

Twitter head of Trust & Safety Ella Irwin resigned last night after Musk overruled & publicly rebuked her decision to remove a video posted by Daily Wire’s Matt Walsh titled “What is a Woman?” Brand safety manager Maie Aiyed also resigned as Musk continues to platform hate speech

@marcysutton I went through it recently too. So much leetcode algorithm practice and applications. It took me 45 applications in this job market to find a good fit.

In one year, we're more than tripled the number of anti-trans bills we're tracking in a single year. We're now at 550+. 🧵 Here's a recap of updates I made this month to help people navigate the information. (1/8) translegislation.com

@iheartbunnies Your cats are cute!

The Traveler is probably accurate, but The Witness is being maligned.

I told Ryan he could name the Litter Robots whatever he wanted.