Mikey “two time”

@KennethFlinchum Yes

Big day for Oxburn and I

@craiginthecut Craig, This is really really gay

Who got it better than Craig?

What do yall do with the ripped pouch that’s stuck in the lid when you open your can?? Happy friday

@RajeetKupor Behind the famous Oxburn home cooked breakfast, yes it is.

Is the Chick-fil-A biscuit the most GOATED fast food breakfast item?

@mikeoxburn favorite holiday tomorrow. Can’t wait to see how he celebrates this year!

I was a drunk bastard last night. Thanks

@RajeetKupor Bad take

Diet Coke clears Coke Zero and it’s not even close

@DuckerAdin36 @DezBryant Everyone in the garden last night is rich 🤣 cheapest ticket was 10k

@DezBryant Trump benefits rich people so no shock Dez loves him

That's what you Knicks fans get for hating on President Trump!🇺🇸🤣

I just heard some BIG news.. I am sworn to secrecy and cannot speak a word to ANYONE!

@RajeetKupor 🥀

I know “lean is law” as Oxburn would say But sometime a plate of pizza rolls is better than any 5 star restaurant

Gm everybody

@KazimirSulef @RajeetKupor Wait, kazimir ratio’d rajeet 😳😳

@RajeetKupor As a refugee and someone that has only brought love and respect to all cultures, I deny your claims you bigot!

@KazimirSulef is a fucking closeted racist

@PenickFan @therealmcnair Ball knower

@therealmcnair The answer is Bombas. Cooling, comfortable. Customer Service is insane, they’ll send replacements if you get a hole no questions asked. One pair is donated to the homeless with every purchase. They are the only sock I own golf or otherwise

The golf sock conversation still feels deeply unsettled. What is the best sock in golf and why?

@KennethFlinchum Preesh, twin. Enjoying a cold one after some demo.

Guys my man @mikeoxburn closed on a house this week. Please congratulate him below 👇 DAWG

Big OX is in rat piss. Dude is so weak.

@RajeetKupor @navyhato

@navyhato @mikeoxburn

If you had no choice but to race mix, would you rather it be with a ...

@stick_capper @KennethFlinchum I’m trying to get my life together

@KennethFlinchum @mikeoxburn Why you tagging Ox he doesn’t do any of this

@stick_capper @mikeoxburn how about some weeknight gambling

@RajeetKupor Diet* soda

Pizza and soda

@KennethFlinchum Mog incoming

@breckiebaby @RajeetKupor

showed up as a fans prom date!