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Mike Oz

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I’m not looking at you dudes, I’m looking past ya.

Fresno, the Taco Capital Katılım Mayıs 2008
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Mike Oz
Mike Oz@mikeoz·
I’m a little too overwhelmed by this to write something witty … So I’ll just say @stephenjnesbitt did a fantastic job with this and I appreciate the care he put into it
Stephen J. Nesbitt@stephenjnesbitt

A year ago, @MikeOz lost his dream job in baseball and then, 3 weeks later, lost his sister in a hit-and-run accident. "It was like an astroid hit." A story about family, loss and starting over, and also about Fresno, food trucks and old baseball cards. theathletic.com/3133648/2022/0…

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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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John Keim
John Keim@john_keim·
If there’s a young actor named LeBron B James we could have an interesting debate in a few years.
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Mike Oz@mikeoz·
This new Jack Harlow album sounds like Jack Johnson is gonna show up at any moment and start singing Curious George songs.
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DJ Short
DJ Short@_DJShort·
if you have any taste at all, Bob Power's fingerprints are somewhere on some music that you love. insane catalogue. Rest In Peace to a sonic wizard.
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DJ Short@_DJShort

RIP Bob Power.

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Dr. Allison Wiltz
Dr. Allison Wiltz@queenie4rmnola·
“They got money for wars but can’t feed the poor” — Tupac Shakur
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Jeff Passan
Jeff Passan@JeffPassan·
Less than a week to go until the application for the Rich Passan Sports Writing Scholarship closes. We're looking for the best college sports reporters in the country and can't wait to give out the inaugural award along with the National Press Club.
Jeff Passan@JeffPassan

My family and I are thrilled to introduce the Rich Passan Sports Writing Scholarship, which will offer $5,000 annually to a college junior or senior. My father was a journalist for 41 years. He passed along that gift to me. Now it's our turn to share it. pressclubinstitute.org/2025/10/24/int…

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Mike Oz@mikeoz·
Nick Castellanos the realest in the game
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David Dennis Jr.
David Dennis Jr.@DavidDTSS·
Second year in a row watching a Super Bowl where Drake comes out looking terrible
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Rohan Nadkarni
Rohan Nadkarni@RohanNadkarni·
This is incredibly cool — A source familiar with Bad Bunny’s performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real. They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.
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brandon wenerd
brandon wenerd@brandonwenerd·
Imagine seeing Bad Bunny’s incredible display of all-American multiculturalism at the Super Bowl and think division is somehow a better ethos for our country than inclusion.
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Mike Oz@mikeoz·
Shouts to all the Washington Post homies. What a shitty day for journalism as a whole, and sports journalism in particular.
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