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@midwestern_baby Bartenders being therapists includes couples therapy lol

if a couple is arguing at my bar, i’m 1000% jumping in. you’re not about to make me sit in the cuck chair while i’m on the clock, i’ve been listening to your whole conversation, i have picked a side and researched my points.

@AndrewHilaryUS First Minion Death Cult and now Knowledge Fight :(

My favorite podcast of all time just abruptly ended. I know that the only constant in this world is change, and the only guarantee you get in life is that everything ends, but god damn this is a loss I wasn’t prepared for.

@11kmrn Not at this hour

is it illegal to be horny

@thewrongmolly @_letterbxmb Boo to that kind of twitter drama

@mikeshitposts @_letterbxmb some former mutuals decided they didn't like me

I’m putting myself in time out. I miss when twitter wasn’t all bots and finance bros with nothing better to do than bother women online

@thewrongmolly @_letterbxmb Wait your main got nuked? For what??

@_letterbxmb i feel you. since i lost my account everything sucks extra now.

@localchaos_ Streaming!!

Do I spend my tax return on a new pc and actually start streaming?? Or do I spend it on a vacation??

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

@chi_urbanist I miss The Pontiac and Happy Village.

Does anyone have an opinion on Wicker Park they’d like to share?

Yall wouldn’t be laughing if it was an Israeli restaurant.

@frogg_gurl Been waiting 11 months for this bit

May the first be with you

@truckersdad @FrankCalabrese Too early, but I acknowledge 2015 may also be too late. Like it happened whenever the Pontiac closed and became fancy tacos.

@mikeshitposts @FrankCalabrese P’uh, 1995.

Lincoln Park, Wicker Park, West Loop

@painsofbeinpure @poemPilled Golden Apple is fine tho

@poemPilled this is true and golden nugget is Bad

I'm gonna drop my address if you wanna fight me because I said there aren't very many 24 hour diners in Chicago you can idc

Chicago mentioned on my favorite podcast!!

@brynnakalop There’s a Ladiestown too but we don’t call it that

I’m sorry is there genuinely a part of Chicago called “boystown” or is this some elaborate bit

@phonybone There are dozens of neighborhood bars like this lol

Can yall recommend places in chicago with this vibe

A dem takes office it takes them 4 years to pass the We Love You bill, Which grants a 1 time $1200 loan to black small business owners. Every time a republican is in office day 1 they pass the all encompassing Nasty Mothafucka Act that kills every living thing on gods green earth

@uncledoomer We drink it cuz it’s the free/cheap shot and have slowly built up a tolerance over the years. It used to be Jameson (which is better, sure)

this shit sucks so much ass. oh wow, you drink it because it tastes bad and its a chicago thing. thats so epic. go back to reddit, retard

@sugarpatchi Just quit last month, calling it retirement 1.0

it’s called being unemployed you should try it !

@Krysia830073 I would not take their word for it. Buying drugs from drug dealers with crypto, I would 100 percent be testing both lol.

My peppers have arrived. 10 days. One kit is grey cap and one is black cap but I'm assured they are from the same batch. Will be testing one anyway. Have invited her to my new pepchat server