Mike Smith

Parenting in 2025: my kid and his friend invented a college QB named “SpookyKaka,” took him from Nebraska recruit to Bama Heisman to Madden draft pick… then ordered Huskers and Tide SpookyKaka jerseys to go out for Halloween. I’m just living in their dynasty mode.

some of you loved incubus and it shows

@thesulk @USPSHelp back to mannequin we go I guess

Hey @USPSHelp ten minutes and counting of this for COA. Any advice?

@MrBeast I will give 69% away

Whoever has the most liked reply to this in 48 hours gets all my Twitter revenue for the next month!

@nocontextYMH @tomsegura @HFoleyComedy @YMHstudios

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

I believe in crystal light because I believe in me

Justin Vernon of @BonIver performs “22 (Over S∞∞N)” in support of the Wisconsin voting initiative #ForWisconsin. #PlayAtHome

I personally have the level of problem with insects that I rip off 3x more toilet paper than is needed

cosign. RT @jeffbercovici: Boy you’d think a country that can equip every cop like a soldier could equip every doctor like a doctor

I have the body of castaway tom hanks right after the crash

This MJ doc is going to do like a 15 share. A pre 2005 / pre streaming /pre YouTube / pre networked videogames / Cheers in 1993 kind of rating number.

I have now

Day 2 diary: All my quarantine frozen charleston chews have disappeared

Dyson calling his fan an air multiplier is some extra boujee shit

Sometimes I’m reminded that I attended my freshman year of college with a word processor

A+ RT @pattymo: Tfw you switched the samples pic.twitter.com/JSK8N5pA0J

Oof…“The Wonder Years aired from 1988 and 1993 and depicted the years between 1968 and 1973. When I watched the show, it felt like it was set in a time long ago. If a new Wonder Years premiered today, it would cover the years between 2000 and 2005.”

if you ever think you’re being a pretty good parent, compare and rethink youtu.be/Xw4pcGyi8Jk