Michael Thomas

@HLTCO Pretty standard save for someone that’s never played in goal 🥴

A few in the replies to the below tweet called it an average save from Jordan Pickford. It’s anything but, that ball is absolutely flying.

@Hanstours I’ll take the 2 seats if they’re still available?

Couple of seats there for Burnley if anyone needs any, no tickets though

@conorgreen10 Got 1 in the Stanley barnes, £80?

Any Day 4 Ashes Tickets For Sale?

@OEmslie96 @elliotth__ @TheBarmyArmy Hi mate I’ve got 1 in the Stanley Barnes if you want it? £80

@elliotth__ @TheBarmyArmy Still available?

🎶….If you’re looking for a right back, I found a Glaswegian, Nathan Patterson. Somewhere running up the right wing, You can hear the blues sing, Nathan Patterson….🎶🔵⚪️🟡 Credit @BarryWilliams93 👏🏼

imagine growing up in the favelas, practicing ronaldinho skill moves 6 hours a day as a little kid just to get pocketed by some scouse fella named jonjoe

@sajoyce90 Did it finish 1-0?

@mikethomas95 Haha go ed 😂 what time did you get off?

Imagine hiding the balls 20 mins into a derby because Your team are shit 😂

Newcastle having the richest owners in the world pales in comparison to Liverpool being owned by the devil. Nothing will convince me otherwise.

@ContextHatred @AlHarrison @jack @MoeenaliAli

@ContextHatred BOT @kevinpieterson2

@ContextHatred BOT

@EFC_FansForum @lisaefc72 @NickMernock @eagleton76 @KieRiley7 @Everton Absolute pleasure, good luck to all the new and existing members

Thanks @lisaefc72 @NickMernock @eagleton76 Steve @KieRiley7 @mikethomas95 for all of your hard work representing the fanbase over the years; tonight’s meeting with @Everton was their last. We’ll be welcoming 5 new members in June; who will they be 🤔👇 evertonfc.com/news/2152737/n…

Idea for a league: The same 12 clubs from 3 different countries play each other every year for the rest of time.

A reminder that the British government has not at any point even required a negative Covid test for people to fly into the UK. Not in the Spring, not in the Summer, not now. Never.

Boris: “I’ve some good news and some bad news. The bad news is: Schools are to close, new national lockdown and all businesses to close, I know... Gutting. The good news is there will be a new £1 coin for the Queen’s 95th birthday. So, every cloud...