Mike

@OurShallowState State of Denial.

The only State in which this is true, is the State of Intoxication.

@Rahimi_Harris Packers living rent free. Seems weird to me, but enjoy yourself.

@obvious_shirts This will not age well. Theoretically.

Cubs might never win again. #Cubs

@AZ_Brittney @krassenstein Can't be me. I blocked his ass.

@krassenstein I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often.

Our Senile president just accidentally posted a private email to a man named Mike publicly on TruthSocial. He apparently doesn’t know the difference between his own failing social media platform and email.

@obvious_shirts #TeamRedBill

25% off if the Cubs win. Will be picking Red Bill winners after the game. #Cubs

@obvious_shirts #TeamRedBill

RED BILL SUNDAY! Giving away a beautiful Chicago Cubs Red Bill for every run the Cubs score today. Follow @obvious_shirts and quote tweet #TeamRedBill to enter! Winners picked tomorrow at noon! Go Cubs Go!

@Mr_Husky1 These qualities skipped a generation.

"Circa early 2018, somewhere in the quiet of his beloved Cornville, Arizona ranch, John McCain — living with the knowledge that his days were growing shorter — made a decision that was so perfectly, mischievously, achingly him that it made the whole country smile through their tears when they finally heard about it: he picked up the phone and called Barack Obama, the man who had defeated him for the presidency a decade earlier, and asked him to speak at his funeral. Obama later said that when that call came, he felt 'sadness and also a certain surprise' — and then, with the warmth that defined him, he recognized exactly what McCain was doing, telling mourners at the Washington National Cathedral on September 1, 2018 that the invitation showed McCain's 'irreverence, his sense of humor, a little bit of a mischievous streak' — because, as Obama put it to a cathedral that erupted in laughter through their grief, 'what better way to get a last laugh than to make George and I say nice things about him to a national audience?' It was John McCain's final act of political theater, and it was genius — choosing the two men who had each defeated him for the presidency to stand before the nation and celebrate his life, sending a message louder than any speech he could have given himself: that in America, rivalry and respect are not opposites, that the man you run against can still be the man you trust with your legacy, and that decency is not weakness but the most durable form of strength. Obama stood at that altar and told the packed cathedral that McCain had 'made this country better,' that he had made Obama a better president, and that when all was said and done, despite every disagreement, 'we never doubted the other man's sincerity or the other man's patriotism' — and in the front pew, Cindy McCain wept, because her husband had arranged, from the very edge of his life, one last beautiful lesson in what it means to be an American.

@AZ_Brittney ReTULSIve

Tulsi Gabbard Just Resigned! Describe her in one word! ✋

President Trump's Administration is cracking down on the fraud that was ignored for years.

@naturallight Helps me stay hydrated. #NattyMerch #Sweepstakes

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@DecodingFoxNews A clear case of mutilization.

Amazing photo!

@atrupar He's been mutilized!

take a gander at Kevin Hassett's orange face as photographed today in the Oval (Kent Nishimura/AFP via Getty)

@StellaParton @Markfry809

@Markfry809 Mean as a rattlesnake.

What an enchantingly compassionate and warm hearted looking First Lady.😬

Tell Tim not to forget to pick up his goody bag at the door.

@CPAC All you can drink Kool Aid buffet.

CONFIRMED SPEAKER: Caroline Wren for CPAC Women Warriors Summit, May 20-21, in Washington, D.C.

@DailyRandomCub Justin Steele, call on line 1.

This team needs a Jon Lester or John Lackey-type closed door ass chewing of the highest proportion. Problem is, I just don’t think this team has anyone with that much emotional investment to give one.

@BleacherNation @Michael_Cerami You're just jelly.

Does anyone know if the key ingredient in Prevagen was originally found in a particular seafaring animal? This has been a tweet from @michael_cerami thankyouverymuch

@Roku Restart happens most often when changing inputs. TCL Roku TV.

@mikev2000 Hi Mike!👋 We see your post. When does your TV restart, while watching, opening an app, or on the home screen? Send us a DM 📩 so we can help further.

Hey @Roku update your TVs. My Roku TCL TV has been consistently having issues displaying anything connected to an HDMI port!

@Roku @ColshopS My @Roku TV restarts on it's own many times daily. Don't think I'm the only one from what I see. Thoughts?

@ColshopS Hey there! Sounds like your Roku TV isn’t picking up anything from your HDMI devices. When you switch to the HDMI input, does your Roku TV show a blank screen, “No Signal,” or an HDCP error? Please send us a DM 📩 so we can take a look.

@cookiesinheaven My fave Dr Dre album.

Word of the day - Necrotic.