Andrew Milos

The festival is being held at selected Newcastle venues throughout July, with the popular Newcastle Comedy Festival Gala locked in at the Civic Theatre on July 12. bit.ly/3BgSbSr

How the Newcastle Comedy Festival tickles our funny bone ift.tt/mIER5el

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@PostPunky @antonnewcombe @POTUS What happened? Heard this tour is a huge train wreck

@antonnewcombe @POTUS He owes me 90 minutes of my life & 1/4 tank from last night. Damn all! You know what he's doing, Trump is Hitler for 6-fig/head! Kammy & Gavvy there too. We're all safer. Grrrr

@POTUS see that?

RIP Tina Turner. Gone too soon. You meant so much to ALL of us, but especially me. You're better than all the rest. Can't believe you're gone. Tickets are flying out the door for my Newcastle show. June 3. Details at lukeheggie.com Get in!

From banning Mars Bars to spiking their orange juice with creatine, Arsene Wenger ran a tight ship at Arsenal. But there was one player in his famous Invicibles squad who couldn't be tamed. Meet the Gucci-flogging, ticket touting enfant terrible: backup keeper Graham Stack....

wtf is this I’m obsessed

RIP Bob Fulton. Gone too soon. Rest well brave prince. So sad. I used to watch a fair bit of Rugby League before life got so busy doing heaps of comedy shows during game times.. Like next Saturday 29th for Newcastle Comedy Festival! tickets here: newycomedyfest.com

They done fucked up the horses we done lost the damn fortress and now y’all come riding in DAMNIT! We practiced this!! #longassmovie

have you ever tried to copy and paste text from a PDF it’s like scraping plastic off a frying pan

@CDawsonAuthor @RokerReport hey man think you will show some #blacksuitedition content before march ?

Nice!

King dong vs hogzilla Cheers.

Borat visits Night City 😂 #Cyberpunk2077

Unfortunately this is a common occurrence in Stoke Newington

I’m closing my DMs I can’t live like this anymore

Not sure what's funnier, that in 2007 the Australian Government ran a nationwide road safety campaign about how if you speed then you have a little dick, or that it was a huge success and reduced road fatalities

I’m not interested in ur Spotify wrapped unless ur my crush, in which case OMG I love that band too!! guess that means we should make out or something haha

Ready and set to (safely, under strict COVID-approved social distancing standards, half) fill the amazing Civic Theatre for session two of the Newcastle Comedy Festival Gala #comedy

Awesome show @samtaunton - so good to see live comedy again! Thanks for visiting us! #NewcastleComedyFestival