Nathan Jarvis

@mimibirch Greek word for "camel" is kamelon. Aramaic word for "thick rope" is kamilon. Of course, you're much more likely to try bung a fucking dromedary through the eye of a needle than some thick rope.

i really like in the bible how every time jesus wants a metaphor for something big he goes with "camel"

@JeremyClafton @mimibirch Usually people don’t get their first job in their seventies. And they don’t usually get that job just because their mum had it. Bit weak to only ever benefit from a system you are not prepared to accept some responsibility for.

@mimibirch If you're going to hold the King responsible for the bad things that happened centuries ago, you must also commend him for the good things. Usually, people are only accountable for their own actions.

schrodinger's monarchy. you have to respect it because of hundreds of years of history and tradition. but when you wanna talk about the history and traditions of the english monarchy, suddenly its just some guy who can't be held accountable for what happened hundreds of years ago

@mimibirch I didn’t want to picture Bubba in a sunkissed cotton frock, looking all winsome and faux-naif with legs shadowed winningly. And now I have. And you are to blame.

sean darcy the princess diana of our generation if you think about it. wears a lot of pastel tone sweat shirts. gutter journalists always talking about his weight. soulful blue eyes

@FootyRhino @NMFCOfficial Hold up. Is this bit about attracting North Melbourne supporters to the southwest seriously being held up as a sound business decision? Because I’ve got some things I’d like to talk to the tourist commission about.

A landmark deal will see @NMFCOfficial play two home games a year in WA, for the next three seasons. The WA state government, the AFL and North Melbourne are set to sign an agreement the Roos will sell two home games to WA - delivering financial relief for them - and fixture relief for @WestCoastEagles and @freodockers. Here's how it'll work: North Melbourne will travel to WA in the middle of next season, stay for two weeks, and play two games. They'll 'host' West Coast and Fremantle, with one game to be played at Optus Stadium, the other set to be in WA's South-West, with Bunbury's Hands Oval the likely destination. That's the key to this deal - as it ties in with WA tourism, promoting direct flights from Melbourne to Busselton - with Kangaroos fans likely to make the trip west. The game at Optus will see them earn North around 1.2 million dollars - the state government contribution for the South-West game will take North's purse over the $2 million mark. The deal will be signed for three seasons. Locking in six games, and more than $6 million for North. It will give the Eagles and Dockers an extra game in their home state - one less week of travel.

@mimibirch He looked like the bass player from an 80s cowpunk band. You know, fantastic.

rampe with the moral victory (his hair looks great)

@LesEverettFreo Quality East Fremantle product. The spiritual Captain.

Freo photo No 268. Life member. Country music lover.

@RyanDavid7906 @freodockers Dude, we invited them over but they were too busy trying to get Daisy’s signature. Also Freo never get KOTC by the umps. It’s a rule.

@freodockers Hopefully you got the umps in to sing the song with you.

FREMANTLE WIN AFTER THE SIREN!!!!!! ⚓️ 47 😈 41 #AFLWFreoDees #foreverfreo

@AFL Incident takes place inside the viewfinder of the Fisher Price cameras the AFL uses to help make their very important decisions

Nat Fyfe has been offered a one-match ban for this incident involving Jai Culley. (Incident takes place inside the forward 50, towards the top of screen)

@Cecil4thewin @mimibirch Luke Jackson. He’s like a lab just let out of the car after a long drive.

@mimibirch Whos dogga?

my most objectively bananas freo opinion is that we could have a forward line of voss jt amiss and dogga, darcy in the ruck, and it wouldnt be too tall. i honestly believe deep in my heart that this would work.

@mimibirch @imogenrq I was momentarily convinced you were embarking on an architecture-based analogy and hit send prematurely.

@imogenrq there is a beautiful antivic alliance building

heard his signature completely missed the dotted line

@mimibirch Bubba Darcy casually removes the pants of Gawn and Grundy. Crickets from the critics. It’s like the good old days when Sandi flogged Cox and Goldy on the reg but never really got the required credit.

it's time to have a cultural reckoning for those "freo don't need sean darcy" thinkpieces

@BJRush3 @mimibirch I was talking about you, not Harley. And it seems I was right.

@Milesfaber @mimibirch Cry harder loser

WE'VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

@BJRush3 @mimibirch Late, off the ball - just the sort of thing you’d expect from a tantrum chucker.

@mimibirch Nah bro

I fixed it! #foreverfreo

@WillSchofield For every positive step into the 21st century you make, you take five scurries back to the cave. “Not two motions”? You’re making a whole other one right there.

Bit late to the party here… if we think this is worth two weeks as a footy community, we are kidding ourselves. Genuine alternative here was to not tackle. Took him on, tries to step…not two motions, stronger body…. 2 years ago, this is play of the day.

@jtl71 @JoshGarlepp @BellTowerTimes Hahahahahahahahahahahah. Fuckwit.

@JoshGarlepp @BellTowerTimes

I know a lot of people are celebrating that Harley Reid goal, as they should, but he actually ran too far between the 2nd and 3rd bounce. We just want consistency #afl bloody seriously