Whiskas O'Brien

@cricketcomau Pissweak but predictable

JUST IN: Virat Kohli has been fined for bumping young Aussie debutant Sam Konstas early on day one #AUSvIND Full details: cricket.com.au/news/4190697

@GreatChinggis Fuck off Kohli you hypocritical cunt

Official Statement by Virat Kohli , for what happened today at MCG. I would like to extend my sincerest apologies to Sam Konstas for the incident that occurred during the Boxing Day Test at the Melbourne Cricket Ground today. My actions were inappropriate, and I regret any distress or discomfort I may have caused. The spirit of cricket emphasizes respect and sportsmanship, and in the heat of the moment, I did not uphold these values as I should have. Sam played an outstanding innings on his debut, and while the intensity of the game can sometimes lead to such incidents, it is my responsibility to maintain a higher standard of behavior on the field. I commend Sam for his performance and the grace he has shown. This event was not reflective of the respect I have for him as a player and for the Australian team. I take full accountability for my actions and will strive to ensure that this is not repeated in the future. Once again, my apologies to Sam, his teammates, our fans, and the cricketing community. I look forward to continuing the series in the spirit of the game. Sincerely, Virat Kohli --- Please note that this statement is a hypothetical construction based on the information available and the nature of the incident reported in various sources. #INDvsAUS

@xXSatoriaXx @CuteAdorableCat @PicturesFoIder The fact you think that’s a winning statement just shows how fucked your country is. “Oh yeah, we’re so free there’s a pretty good chance you’ll get some days off each year”

@CuteAdorableCat @PicturesFoIder You believing we don’t get paid vacation is hilarious. Our govt doesn’t mandate it but a LOT if not majority of companies offer paid vacation

Today I learnt that Americans don’t get paid vacation or get holidays. This is crazy..

@schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder But you can buy as many guns as you want, can’t get more freedom than that

@EdgarOve @schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder Oh yes, I’m sure President Musk will be right in there fighting for the little guy

@schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder Hopefully, now that we will have a President, some of the getting started difficulties will improve.

@PicturesFoIder Yeah but they got heaps guns

@hammersaint @Scott_Button12 @cricket_broken Not really, more a bewildered contempt for the complete lack of understanding of when attacking play is appropriate.

@Scott_Button12 @cricket_broken I think you’ll find there’s been plenty of quiet admiration from Aussies for how the England cricket team has played attacking shots.

Love how the Aussies have slagged Bazball off constantly for 2 years but as soon as they get an opener bat like it, they get all geddy like school girls looking at a shirtless Chris Hemsworth.

@curious10665 @lionel_trolling You should stop being an ignorant cunt

@lionel_trolling You should research these “death camps” more.

I don't make these parallels lightly, but this sounds exactly like an account of an SS guard in a Nazi death camp

@elonmusk God bless you President Musk

You are the media now

@elonmusk Thank you President Musk

Extremely important thing to understand!

@JesseJamesAinj @Cmdr_Hadfield See, Jesse, this is why the rest of the world doesn’t give a shit that your country is about to burn

@Cmdr_Hadfield Come on now, they must differentiate between ice and field hockey. We all know how popular field hockey is in Azerbaijan.

It’s just ‘Hockey’, not ‘Ice Hockey’.

@Nebjamin73 @PepAiello @Cmdr_Hadfield No, it’s completely different

I gotta say! It’s looking a lot like rugby. But in true Aussie fashion they got rid of the minuscule amount of padding rugby players wear around their head and ears! Of course, my friend’s dad played loads of rugby as a kid and then had a grapefruit sized tumour removed from his head when he was about 40! So maybe pads and helmets make sense? Live moves fast down under I guess

@MeMysel35689363 @CGYNation11 @eager_space @Cmdr_Hadfield Or Australia or Europe or anywhere other than North America

@CGYNation11 @eager_space @Cmdr_Hadfield If you're in Asia or Africa or the middle east, and you say just "hockey" it means field hockey.

@eager_space @Hockey_Rocky14 @Cmdr_Hadfield No, the hockey not played on ice is called “hockey”. fih.hockey

@Hockey_Rocky14 @Cmdr_Hadfield AFAIK, lacrosse and hockey are unique in puting the goal out from the end line, and that makes them quite different than sports that put goals on the end line. That is why I said lacrosse is hockey off the ice. And it's really, really common for hockey players to do both.

@Cmdr_Hadfield The International Hocky Federation would disagree. fih.hockey

@BogdanRMCF @tallmikeholley @Cmdr_Hadfield In fact there are many, and they were originally called “football” because they are played on foot rather than on horseback.

@tallmikeholley @Cmdr_Hadfield There is only one football, since it makes up for 95% of play and using your hands is a bookable offence.

@4mambo Oh, and by the way we will need to keep coal plants for longer

This is the wildest, maddest thing I have seen by an Opposition in 50 years of covering federal politics!

@latestinspace He’s still a cunt

Elon Musk is now the first person in history with a net worth over $400 billion 🚀💰

@EricIdle I watched the Hollywood Bowl with my son after we saw you in Perth a couple of weeks ago. Then last night I watched “Eric Idle’s Personal Best” and saw lots of it again!

Alas no. Mainly it’s the stamina. I had to stop doing it on stage a long time ago.

@WisdenCricket Fuck yes

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