Millennial Florida Man

@rachcorrine Well said 👏🏻

@BigBrainBizness Who calculated a tiny antenna on a massive jet, even for a fleet, is costing that much in fuel drag?

Michael O'Leary (Ryanair CEO) says installing Starlink would cost him $100M a year in fuel drag, and he's not paying that so passengers can scroll for free.

The same relatives who resent me for enjoying remote work and being home with my family can’t survive a week off without getting plastered. They need the office, which means they need us to need the office.

My latest tat, drawn by MacKenzie (one of my middle school students back in Michigan). I used to have long hair and a long beard, so the kids all called me “Mr. Jesus”. This was Kenzie’s depiction of me as her substitute teacher 🥹

Gonna need Etsy to turn this quote into an office decoration

Ok so we hate insta now?

@psychlo_ @AdamRackis LMAO. KYS is a forbidden term here but she has threatened to plant explosives

@AdamRackis @millennialflman this is you

Raising a teenager is exhausting in ways you can’t fathom

@decktech1047 @DoctorPerin I used VR&E as well. Agreed.

@DoctorPerin @millennialflman Depends on what your definition of ROI. VR&E paid for my MSW and employment at the local VAMC, which requires a MSW, pays upper 5 figures. DeSantis' SOP is gaslighting.

Spicy Psychology Take 🌶️ but Psychology is not a great terminal bachelor’s degree. Not a lot of jobs for it!

I used to think this way until two of my middle school students informed me that this was an antiquated view and IG is coming back "in a big way". I'm gonna keep using it.

@DoctorPerin LOL YES!

@millennialflman A lot of people with those degrees work for the state, he could pay them more 😂

This is where you'll find me this weekend

Me and @gigemholly26 after a solid 10 hours of generating shareholder value for the global defense industry

No kidding! Two hours after I took this video on Crab Island, it was sunny and clear!

@DoctorPerin Me too, but my governor says it’s a useless degree 🥺

I think psychology is cool

“I wear every single chain even when I’m in the house” is my personal mantra

@psychlo_ Club crackers?

boneless oysters for dinner (cocktail sauce and horseradish on crackers)

@HustleBitch_ This isn’t news

🚨 THERAPIST STUNNED AFTER SCHIZOPHRENIC PATIENTS ACROSS AMERICA ALL START REPORTING THE EXACT SAME “DELUSIONS” A therapist with years of experience in emergency departments, clinical psychology, and higher education is going viral after revealing something she says completely changed the way she looks at psychosis. According to her, schizophrenic patients from different hospitals, different states, and completely different backgrounds somehow keep repeating the SAME disturbing themes during episodes of psychosis: • FBI surveillance • Radio frequencies controlling them • “Implanted chips” • The same celebrities • Religious awakenings • Claims that “we are God” • And warnings about hidden realms most people can’t see Her main question? How are people with ZERO connection to one another all describing nearly identical experiences? She says she keeps her personal spirituality separate from her clinical work… but admits the pattern became impossible for her to ignore. Now the internet is spiraling over one unsettling possibility: What if psychosis isn’t creating random delusions… but pulling from the same underlying fears, symbols, and archetypes buried deep in the human mind? Some people say it’s mass cultural conditioning. Others think it’s the “collective unconscious.” And some believe it points to something far stranger. Coincidence… mental illness… or does something about this genuinely feel off to you? 📹: TikTok/ayyabate

@BuenoForMiami It’s still the only OF account I’ve ever followed. I thought it was brilliant marketing.

“Failed campaign”? You mean the campaign where I — a complete nobody politically — took on a sitting House representative who raised nearly $2 million while I raised about $100k because I refused to burn donor money just to buy myself a government job? The same campaign where he had to spend over $1 million just to stop me? I still finished second without party backing, establishment protection, or cheating. And yes, I used OF as a campaign platform - and turned one viral video exposing my opponent’s dirty politics into over $100k worth of free media attention. That’s called strategy. You call that failure? Most people attacking me couldn’t point to a single political accomplishment remotely comparable, especially in Miami-Dade where I made history. If this is the best attack you have, you’re proving my point for me. 😂

When you get rained out on the boat so you spend the afternoon playing jackbox