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Doctor List: Tubal Sterilization - tr.ee/oOQDY0knYG

Who knew my the closest friends would be 20 years older than me

Me and a stranger shared profound perspectives and cried together, on the back row of a delta airplane today and I honestly am left speechless by the raw conversation I had with a random human. Life is so serendipitous sometimes.

Cold brew tweaking on the delta flight

They should invent a pair of jeans that I feel comfortable in.

Just learned about the Chrysanthemum variety that looks like whipped cream.

I need American spirits to be skinnier. Cuntier if you will

Does anyone know where I can get a grip

@ReddingShantell Fok

@miller906 Committing is not me

Who’s up commuting social security fraud

This is how I imagine I die

I have got to buy a sword

Increasingly significant consideration

I vow to rock a bikini this summer without shame 🙂‍↕️

What if instead of a nervous system, I had a super chill system?

I would like to not be sick

Why does every doctor push to be on birth control. Noooooooothenku

Playing solitaire in the clerb rn