milothecat

licking myself. That's how I take baths, people!

So get this, I love waking @spencerking up in the middle of the night. He's so stupid when he's groggy!

Mommy finally got home. Time to go crazy!

I'm pretty cheesed about the fact that Barack Obama is getting a dog for the White House. Wouldn't a cat be a better choice?

I'm home alone and debating whether or not I should pull down this curtain.

It's sleepy time, until 4 when I decide I need to scratch at the door.

New favorite activity: Meow until I get what I want.

I just scratched the crap out of The Idiot. Ha ha!

What's wrong with scratching at the carpet? I don't see the big deal.

I was kept in prison for a little bit. Now I'm free and about to raise hell.

Tonight, tonight, I chew all the Christmas lights.

I laugh as The Idiot is in pain!

Did I mention that people always think I want to be petted. I need to gnaw off someone's hand so they get the message.

Can someone explain why people have to rub my belly? I enjoy it, but it is kinda creepy.

I'm hiding under the couch and waiting for a foot to slash.

Guess who's back online! That's right peeps. the cat is back!

I'm wanting an Otis to pal around with. If anyone knows where I can find a nice little pug male let me know.

Another day to sleep and wait.