Mindless Ones

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@aboynamedposh Jesus fuck. It's a good looking book and I'd have written them an okay blurb for between £5 - £10.

I know it's only the blurb but fuck me does no one take any pride in their releases anymore. do you know how much comics cost these days

Absolutely insane this saw print reddit.com/r/comicbooks/s…

@aboynamedposh Nice one.

Guess who's officially a home owner as of this morning when I picked up this extremely queer little bag of keys

@Timmysofine @BeyonceStan44 Jesus.

@BeyonceStan44 Who said they aren't?

Last night, they played 'Michael Jackson' the movie in heaven where MJ, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Walker and several others watched.

@Emina_ibrahim @doctoriaindarcy This is extremely weak tea Emina.

@doctoriaindarcy Why are you so obsessive

The 'sheer volume verbal abuse' is mainly people politely telling her to get her own house in order.

AT THE HEART OF AMERICA, A NIGHTMARISH VOID A new piece in @curaffairs. currentaffairs.org/news/the-banal…

@AnasSarwar Enjoy your return to dentistry babe

Stop wasting money and fix the potholes. Surely that’s a popular opinion?

@Michael21859730 @DigitalVagrant @SamanthaTaghoy @GEMINI20010 What is it you're exposing again babe?

Thank you, my friend! 🙏 The left HATE that comment of mine, which is GREAT because it means that I'm exposing their precious little leader for what he IS! However, because they don't like what I've said about their "Messiah", they have resorted to the DISGUSTING abuse below! They are COWARDS because they are using an avatar for their profile picture so that I can't track them down and get them done for that VILE shit! These devious little CUNTS know exactly what they're doing! ⬇️

Hi Zack, Benjamin Disraeli was a Sephardic Jew and Leader of the Conservative Party from 1868 to 1880. He was also the first and only Jewish Prime Minister. His name is literally D’Israeli. You’re a liar and a fool. Hope this helps!

@JohnCleese You post like the nation's thick cousin

I'm trying to figure out what this has to do with climate change Or was the Green party the only one Zack could take over to advance his career ?

@Conservatives Your a otter

Winston Churchill is a hero. He’s earned his place on our Five Pound Note. He must not be replaced with an Otter.

@CllrTKerr @GoodwinMJ You still greeting over the sight of a couple of women dancing aye?

Let's go folks - last few hours to make history in Gorton and Denton by electing @GoodwinMJ 🇬🇧 Vote Reform ➡️ Sack Starmer

@George_Osborne Nose in the trough again big man? Maybe wipe it up before appearing on camera this time at least.

Hi, some personal news - I’m changing job. I recently asked myself the question: what’s the most exciting and promising company in the world right now? The answer I believe is OpenAI. So it’s a privilege to be going to work for OpenAI as managing director and head of OpenAI for countries, based here in London. In my conversations with Sam Altman, Brad Lightcap, and other senior colleagues, it’s clear they are exceptionally impressive leaders and that they care very deeply about their mission to ensure the power of artificial intelligence is developed responsibly, and the benefits are felt by all. That’s exactly what the OpenAI for Countries initiative intends to achieve, helping societies around the world share the opportunity this powerful technology brings. Am honorored to join the team.

BONUS EPISODE! We're talking New Gods, baby. After a little keynote essay about Kirby and the resonance of his idiosyncratic Fourth World Saga, we open up the mailbag to answer burning questions on topics ranging from the most kissable New God to Tom King's service to Darkseid.

@LoftusSteve @BSaundersSport You have mistaken the retreat of your hairline for the advance of socialism. Easy mistake to make.

@BSaundersSport If only. What we have had is ever creeping socialism since 1997.

His favourite 3 economists are, A PPE and African studies grad who's not an economist An accountant from Norfolk who's not an economist And a former forex trader who's not an economist Explains a lot

"Copies of the Beezer could be brand new but still felt smudged, grubby and old. Begging to be filled with a portion of greasy chips, sodden with budgie piss, or used to decorate the walls of a pub toilet." Issue #28 of our newsletter is out now! mindless-ones.ghost.io/ill-take-the-w…

"They told him what unloving hearts abhor: in the living universe, heaven is extraneous and death a fabulation. Everything is here and entangled and in play, long after it has stopped breathing or never breathed." mindless-ones.ghost.io/well-hello-mis…

Beautiful headstone for our beautiful man

DON DRAPER: I grew up in a haunted house. I would put out bowls of spaghetti and tell visitors it was guts. Grapes, eyeballs. One of the older boys, who would lunge at people in a wolfman mask, looked after me. The only time I wasn’t scared.. was when I was eating Reese’s Pieces.

"We think and talk about Mark a lot. He’s missed. This newsletter should not be interpreted as a weekly act of necromancy, yet in some very real way, everything we write is for-or to-him. He would have loved this shit." mindless-ones.ghost.io/never-is-an-aw…

"This is direct. Auntie Brenda and Robert Maxwell in an inadvertent team-up promoting a life of sex magick to the kids on Christmas morning." Issue #24 knows the score. mindless-ones.ghost.io/all-the-winds-…

"Things didn’t improve and I realised my bus probably wasn’t going to be able to make its regular final stop. I groaned internally as the understanding sharpened into an angry thought: THIS IS THE FAULT OF THAT ACCURSED SPIDER-MAN!" Issue #23 is the key. mindless-ones.ghost.io/brace-yourselv…