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@Ade_Dohyeen Bae and I live separately. When he spends the night, I wear earplugs. He snores even with a CPAP machine

My parents slept in separate rooms my whole childhood. I asked my dad about it once. He said they made a deal early because my mum snores and he tosses. He said they sat down one evening and talked it through like a business meeting. His words. He said the first night apart they both slept like babies. He said they were happier than they had ever been. He never told people. Because when he said separate rooms they said oh I'm sorry. He said he was never sorry. He was just tired of explaining that love does not have to mean sharing a blanket. They are still married 39 years later.

Me

@RoyIsThaTruth Hope my mama isn't pregnant. I want to remain an only child

U wake up in 1990. No WiFi, No smartphones. What’s the first thing u do? 🤨💭📺🕰️

@notcapnamerica I think it's related to being bucks

Why do yall just refuse to get vasectomies?

@jadorejontele My girl friends and I were talking about group activities. We were in public. One of those friends took the conversation back to a mutual guy friend. Apparently she was appalled twice

I don’t have sex conversations with vanilla ppl. I’m way too fluid for that shit.

@OptimusGrind__ Okra chips are delicious

Yall eat Okra?

@OptimusGrind__ You gotta cook it down

@brinaaquafina Could never get into it especially the slimey kind

@NYSWAGGR519 @Heauxno1currr I refuse to answer questions like this

…people will give strangers on the internet free information about themselves on the internet…mindlessly. These fraternities and sororities are known largely for their secrecy about connectivity and operations, how they work, what they do, rituals and rites. So, it is brow-raising that people are surrendering this info about their families like this.

If you’re African American, do you have a grandmother or great-grandmother who is/was an Eastern Star??? Im tryna see something

@datchuk2020 @LqLana Are they banning the Bible? There's a lot of tape in the Old testament

Alex Haley’s Pulitzer Prize-winning novel Roots: The Saga of an American Family was banned from school libraries in Knox County, TN, because of a specific passage in Chapter 84 detailing the rape of an enslaved woman by a plantation owner. Leave it to the Dems to have all the sexual deprivation in books be allowed in the libraries. They want books about women being raped and lqbtq and smut books in children’s libraries. Fun fact the author of roots was sued because he plagiarized it and made up a lot about his own family.

Republicans in Knox County, TN are banning Alex Haley’s Pulitzer Prize novel ‘Roots’ because they say it makes white kids uncomfortable. But they are cool with whatever this is. #DemsUnited

@lachancenaomi27 I'm a nudist so I'm nude or semi nude when I do most things

I actually think it’s very sexualized. Why would a woman be naked while she’s reading

@BillLewismn @JezziiB Yet only one group is killing the other

@JezziiB More likely a bit of both. Men can be d*cks. Women can be c*nts. Two things can be true at the same time.

Funny how it's always “feminism is pushing men away" and never "misogyny is forcing women to leave."

“The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” - John Adams, 1797 Treaty of Tripoli

Minimum wage is the least amount they can legally pay you bc if they could, they'd pay you less

@obatunse Dude in Shreveport killed 8 children, 7 of them being his own. WTF

There have been a lot of recent content and think pieces conceptualizing and portraying Black men as threats to their families and communities and it does not feel like coincidence.

So a major film is being released depicting two Black women hunting down their Black father who plays some evil Black patriarch who callously lit his wife and children on fire. And we are just all supposed to clap and support? “Make your daddy dead. Real dead” is the tagline of the film. Alright man.

@Bloseptnew He's focusing on himself and his religion. I'm a distraction to that

Why did your previous relationship end?

@delonperc Especially if it's attached to the man I genuinely want

Do girls get genuinely excited like YAYY, I'M GETTIN A DICK TONIGHT!. Do they?

They'll get a show. I look good

@cajun_exile @504Tru Don't sleep on the parish restaurant in downtown Monroe

@504Tru Well everybody knows its not 318, and after that its a knife fight in a phone booth.

Louisiana. But don’t ask us what area code unless you wanna start an argument.

@Jayydeennn @AkadeBemsen @Ladie332528 You act like birth control doesn't have a 3% failure rate

@AkadeBemsen @Ladie332528 some ppl just arnt ready to be parents .. which is another reason to just not have unprotected sex

Aborting a baby because a nigga doesn't want YOU is weird

@SheDatWeDat @ZappsChips The sweet potato ones

What’s yall fav flavor of @ZappsChips? Voodoo definitely mines!