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@retiredbsmtwife most the time

So is the girl that a female cuck watches fuck her man a… cow?

@_STRANGR seriously??? lmao it just looked like something you'd be intrigued by

@mindpuker @PlayStalgiaX I had this game as a kid, the dad with the mosquito coil on his head in the darkness whooped my ass

I grew up playing games like this, so don't ask me to act normal

This rationale brought me to Christ:

@retiredbsmtwife seems to be all of the female body tbh the weirder ones are hearing about nerves and random sensations happening ?? chaotic being

Idk what she did and not talking ab her in specific but why do people, including women, talk about boobs as if they are as unchanging as a limb? Theyre plastic. Their size and density can change all the time due to menstruation/hormonal irregularities/diet/muscle growth

Iranian blue architecture

Here’s an oil painting I made of Numa Numa

@LibertyCappy I turned to my girl and said "if I say polish this pole, you better do it how you'd do it for your boss" and she said "I don't have a boss" and now I don't know what to do

Does she have a point?

@moidmanipulator the dream

being on the lower end of the poverty class really isn’t so bad idk like i mean i get to sit at home and do whatever the fuck i want and they just pay to keep me alive i think sometimes simplicity is better than adversity

This is a healing grid by Japanese artist Ryota Kanai. If you stare at the center, the irregularities start to heal themselves because your brain strongly prefers to see regular patterns.

I fight cactuars because I'm bored

@z4pych4n I'll make a shrine

if we are still moots im putting u in my will

@fleahaver Harriet Tubman is literal fanfic btw just completely made up by a little hat wearing individual

右も左も分からない状態で初めて猫を保護して連れて行った動物病院で「猫のこと何も分からないんですけどまずこれだけは絶対に覚えとけっていうことはありますか？」みたいなことを聞いたら「たくさんありますが、あなたは今この瞬間からこの子のママです。一生を赤ちゃんのままで終えられるように世話をしてあげてください」と言われたのを今も胸に刻んである おかげで猫達に何されても、まぁ赤ちゃんだからな…で流せるからとても助かっている

@KennyvsRetard @kennyhotz @Spenny single white spenny

First thing that comes to mind when you see this:

@Dongurihou too difficult but I'll say a favorite Shadow of the Collosus

親愛なるアメリカのフォロワー様たちへ このポストが見えているのなら、 好きな日本のテレビゲームを教えてほしいです！ ちょっと知ってみたい……

@moidmanipulator this goes beyond the feminine implied question

resisting the urge to ask the timeline for doordash beer money rn