Wirtzthematter
708 posts


A stat page using ‘a pass that precedes any shot’ to defend a £120m signing is the definition of “Agenda,” they also had to use “all comps” to make it look good. Wirtz has 0 big chances created and less than 1 xA. Those are the metrics that shows actual creativity





🚨𝗡𝗘𝗪: Mikel Arteta wants to bring Royal Air Force fighter pilots to Arsenal to study how they communicate. Arteta: "For them it’s life or death. One word, not 20. I want them to analyse how we talk in training & make us sharper." 🗣️ @JBurtTelegraph












🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: The official mascots for the 2026 FIFA World Cup: 🫎 Maple the Moose from Canada 🇨🇦 🐆 Zayu the Jaguar from Mexico 🇲🇽 🦅 Clutch the Eagle from the USA 🇺🇸



BREAKING: Ekitike is likely to be docked 2 weeks of his wages for his lack of discipline against Southampton. 🤯🚨 [@DominicKing_DM]










