Mindy

Agreed

If I'd have Tomodachi I'd try to turn my Mii's into Zelda characters

Missionary so he can see how my rbf visibly vanishes

I'd totally top you (if my knees allow it)

@Josh_tst Not sure which one I'm feeling more tho

@mindymoony Well they all look great

Went from red and black to whatever the second thing was to blue and turquoise and then black and Grey in the span of a year

I haven't had 3am sex in years and that's fucking rude

@Cairzox WHY DIDNT YOU SHARE

Big ass Chinese injected straight to my bloodstream

They might have been annoyed with me that I got evidence of this idk

I'm craving more pancakes but I don't have any flour left and all the grocery stores are closed since it's a holiday

Didn't know a short voice message of favoomf could make me this happy fml

@urstrong_bf Do it and see what happens tomorrow

showed up late for work AND took a 1.5hour lunch break. should i leave early and complete the trifecta?

@Josh_tst Yup

Something for today

I have yet to master the art of pancakes lmao If anyone has a good recipe for fluffy pancakes, plsssssss lmk

And at the end of the day I'm still alone

@Frenchmapleman I absolutely get you, was my way of saying I know what you mean lol

@mindymoony Agreed, I'm talking about my perspective but I know that guys tend to be insecure about that too

Why are there so many women in the dating pool that think it's a red flag when a guy has a bunch of girl homies

I swear, that sparrow race in Destiny had me addicted. Shit was fun af

My bestie talking me out of things I already know would have me in shambles when they don't work out

My cats gave me a "me and who" moment earlier