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@Masterbuilt I just bought your analogue electric smoker and on my second use, the edges inside the door started to warp. Can you please help?

@filmstudymailbag How do the offensive and defensive schemes we see from the Ravens compare to offensive and defensive trends across the rest of the league?

@LetsWatchST I've almost caught up to you on your DS9 guide, it's been awesome, but and chance you'll have updates for S6 anytime soon?

@RTGoodman This surprises you?

Academic/alt-ac jobs: PhD, 10+ years of teaching, 7+ years of admin exp., not a single reply. Non-academic jobs: Today's my third day as manager-in-training at local cinema with no exp., no application, and never having spoken to the boss before beginning. PT/min. wage but... 🤷‍♂️

@paulscheer GEOSTORM WARNING!!! cnn.com/2020/12/09/us/…

@itsjuanlove Who is the jackass filming and not helping with the rescue?

@Buck Hey Joe, would love some shot by shot on this video if it'll upload!

I have good news for you - While we’re all quarantined right now without any sports, I’d love to get some practice reps in. Send me videos of what you’re doing at home and I’ll work on my play-by-play. Seriously!

@EasterbrookG You're a smart person and I respect your opinions where you have expertise, but your take that covid is unlikely to get 100x worse falls into the common theme of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Don't be a Trump, you're better than that.

Virus absolutely requires public-health response. But it’s really time for a sense of perspective. So far harm done is less than 1% of 2017-2018 seasonal flu #table1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">cdc.gov/flu/about/burd… Is covid19 really going to get 100X worse? That seems very unlikely. nyti.ms/2UofXSW

@UofMaryland Please fire that shitbird DJ Durkin.

@_CharlesBarkley what's your opinion of UVA basketball?

@CBSSportsCBB hey thanks for showing us the first four minutes on TV. NOT!

Me: "So the jellies at the beach..." Uber Driver: "DON'T GO IN THE WATER!" Me: 😫 #australia #portdouglas #touristfail

Hey @Chanellos_Pizza's you left some shit on my front porch. Not pictured, the fifth menu on my… instagram.com/p/BXjUvBGDf-J/

@GovernorVA Hey Gov! Any chance you can get electric car charging stations for govt employees in our parking garages in downtown RVA? Thanks

@altnation Hey, maybe have a little more variety in the playlist? Fun Fact: When I signed up in 2008, you used to play Bloodhound Gang!

Molly Molly Molly #doggarland

@ScottStapp Hey Scott! My friend is getting married soon. He's a huge fan of yours. Think you could record a quick congratulations? U rule!

@fitbit @FitbitSupport and by doesn't work I mean the heart rate numbers have no basis in reality. Very far off.

@fitbit @FitbitSupport the heart rate monitor on the #fitbitsurge doesn't work. Is there going be a firmware patch or should I get a refund?

@LastWeekTonight What does the office's Google search history look like?