cat ear ultimatum

They’re Queervestigating me on here…

This is literally Betty Boop

These new kids are different I tell ya

1 glass of milk — $0.35 2 slices of toast — $0.20 2 Kraft Singles cheese slices — $0.50 1 scoop of peanut butter — $0.18 Estimated total breakfast cost: $1.23 GenZ is retarded…

I reclined my Waymo’s front seat all the way back and slept while it drove me down the freeway to Google I/O

Genuinely feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Gaza was not a huge issue in 2024. This is simply laughable. The voters who decided the election did not give a fuck about Gaza.

Why does PWC’s 1998 logo go so hard

NYC has a hidden Korean inspired free macaroni salad concept venue. It’s called Tofu Tofu and it’s one of the most unique banchan spots in the city -free macaroni salad -perfect amount of mayo -cute elderly Asian people -dirty fish tank in the back

Gen Z treatlers— “lunch is $28! There’s no way we can afford this!” The US president, 1974 having lunch:

Nah cause NYC pigeons really be taking the train and transferring too.

⚡️CNN reports U.S. intelligence assessments show Iran is rebuilding parts of its military-industrial base far faster than expected following U.S.-Israeli strikes. According to the report, Iran has resumed production of attack drones and is rapidly restoring missile launchers, production lines, and other key military infrastructure damaged during the war. One official told CNN that Iran had “exceeded all timelines” previously estimated by the U.S. intelligence community for reconstitution. The assessments reportedly contradict recent claims by CENTCOM commander Gen. Brad Cooper, who told Congress that roughly 90% of Iran’s defense industrial base had been destroyed and that Tehran would be unable to recover for years. U.S. intelligence sources now reportedly believe parts of Iran’s military industry may recover within months, not years.