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@IntermarcheW @GrmayeBiniam @LeTour Brilliant news!!!

Good news. No fracture for Biniam Girmay 💚 "Medical exams showed that Biniam has bruises on his right shoulder, elbow and knee, but no fracture. His injuries to his right elbow required two stitches. Despite this setback, Biniam shows fighting spirit and will be ready to race tomorrow." – Simon Claeys (doctor) #TDF2024

@prodnose What a sad, miserable individual you’ve become ☹️

Gareth Southgate was a C grade talent in charge of an A grade squad. A better manager would have taken England further, no matter what stats you show. A boring bloke. A boring team

@RichardJMurphy Goodness you are a miserable individual!

Possibly the most turgid new Prime Minister’s speech ever. I have heard new curates deliver better sermons - and a sermon is exactly what it sounded like.

@ThatTimWalker Well Labour are dancing on the sand left by Johnson’s circus of third-rate clowns 🤡🤡🤡

Johnson is always a destructive — never a constructive — force in our country.

@implausibleblog What a wretched individual ☹️

Steve Baker, "I'm sad for our country because Labour are going to be a disaster.. I wanted to win this.. But for me personally, thank God I'm free.. It's over.. And I'm glad" Clive Myrie, "Well that is a depressing way to end an interview Steve, thank you for that"

@carltonkirby @MarkCavendish Couldn’t agree more Mr K! Just needs to leave his legs hairy at the back and he’ll be faster still 😂😂😂

Genius! ....a privilege to share the planet with him.@MarkCavendish

@SportsOrla @GrmayeBiniam @RichardCarapazM @EFprocycling @IntermarcheW Couldn’t agree more. Perhaps every day of the Tour should be in Italy 😉

In a world of cynicism, this has been the ultimate feel-good Tour de France. The 3, unexpected stage winners so far, culminating in @GrmayeBiniam’s historic, emotional first today, and a @RichardCarapazM in yellow for @EFprocycling. That’s not dust in my eye, I’m 😭 @IntermarcheW

@methodphoto @BladeoftheS Doubt it’s improved the vacuum that keeps their ears apart 👂

Remember we have millions of people like this voting. Should they be allowed to vote?

@Oakymoron FFS!

The modern face of Reform.

@mrjamesob Neither are my toilet habits 😂😂😂

Never in doubt.

Phew!!!. Having suffered the first half of the England Football Team I’m so relieved to have watched a truly competitive, exciting and visually stunning Stage 2 of the Tour de France 🙏🙏🙏

@implausibleblog @BillBailey Living in Sevenoaks I know just what you mean 😱😱☹️

Bill Bailey, "What is it with this: don't surrender, business?" @BillBailey "I mean, it's a kind of mad war time nonsense. Don't surrender! Don't surrender! It's just ludicrous" "I've got this vision of these wild eyed Tory campaigners in a few days refusing to accept the result. Roaming around the woods in Sevenoaks: don't surrender!" "To say they've got a grip of things, is an insult to grips and things"

@kozubooks @jmarmaduke Yes all good thanks, hope you are too x

@minxman @jmarmaduke Cheers Graham, hope you’re well 🙌

New Book Announcement! We are delighted to be working with @jmarmaduke again! 'STRANDLINE' A Zine By Paul Kenny will be available to Preorder on Sunday the 7th July! Foreword kindly written by Martin Barnes from the V&A 🙏🔥 Beautiful & Affordable! #Photobook

@MPLandscapes Just need to AI Trump out now (and Farage)!!!!! X

@minxman Finally something positive from AI....

Sorry but I just had to 😂😂😂😂😂

@RobertH04076468 @implausibleblog Ah bless!

@implausibleblog I think Reform is the change in the political system that this country needs

Nigel Farage, "Labour opened the door to immigration.. The Conservatives accelerated it" Krishnan Guru-Murthy "What would your immigration policy be?" NF, "We can't go on the way we are" KGM, "What are you doing to do about it?" NF, "We're going to up the levels of skilled labour only" KGM, "There was a huge number of skilled visas given out by this Conservative gov. Which categories would you knock out?" NF, "We have to get net migration down to zero.. We can't go on line this, it's a disaster for our country and it's dividing our country as well" KGM, "Your candidate in Clacton was in trouble over anti-semitic and anti-muslim, you would probably have to get rid of him anyway... Do you think Richard Tice has been asleep on the job when it comes to candidates?" NF, "Ohhh. Have a look at Tory MPs and Labour MPs are caught up in all sorts of scandals.. It's not unique to Reform"

@HackettOfficial Spoleto’s beautiful. Cycled there from Assisi and the bottle of Montefalco at the finish complimented the ride perfectly!!! I’m sure the concert will, as ever, be magical 😊😊

Jo and I are thrilled to be back in Italy, and to look around beautiful Spoleto before being involved with today’s event there…

@mark_lj A little gem xx

The 29th of April in the lakes. Spring and winter all in one day back in 216

Gentle start to new term. Relaxed soundtrack from Stones to Neil Young. Coffee. Cakes and our cool model John. Charcoal on packing card…