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Kristen

@mishamishaps

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Katılım Nisan 2016
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SparkNotes
SparkNotes@SparkNotes·
RIP to our mentions every time somebody on this app says "this is just like George Orwell’s 1984!!" because they're being asked to wear a mask in a grocery store for 20 minutes
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YOU SHIT TALKED A PERSON WHO DIED OF CANCER. THATS A HEARTLESS BI T C H
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Kristen@mishamishaps·
I am about to get locked out of this account if I don't chill
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Kristen@mishamishaps·
Twitter is fucked when I get jailed for calling out that b otch
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Kristen@mishamishaps·
So she gets to disrespect the dead and I get put in jail for this. Worth it though.
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Matthew Weinstein
Matthew Weinstein@MBWeinstein·
I'm living free on Mike Pence's head and I'm loving it
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The Lincoln Project
The Lincoln Project@ProjectLincoln·
For the record, Kamala fought for Joe and our nation with integrity. She will be a fantastic VP and bring dignity back to the office.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Pence demanding that Harris answer *his* own personal questions when he won’t even answer the moderator’s is gross, and exemplary of the gender dynamics so many women have to deal with at work.
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Shane
Shane@McClellandShane·
I sent the fly. Tell Pence. I want him to know it was me.
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Bradley Whitford
Bradley Whitford@bradleywhitford·
I hired that fly.
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Joe Biden
Joe Biden@JoeBiden·
.@KamalaHarris is showing the American people why I chose her as my running mate. She’s smart, she’s experienced, she’s a proven fighter for the middle class. She’ll be an incredible Vice President.
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Chelsea Janes
Chelsea Janes@chelsea_janes·
A white man just told a Black woman that saying there is systemic racism in the criminal justice system is "an insult" as a fly landed on his head, and that is all I'll say about that.
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Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman@EugeneMirman·
Wow, so Pence is just allowed to repeat whatever answers the fly told him?
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Kristen
Kristen@mishamishaps·
I THINK I AM IN TWITTER JAIL
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