SchlongConnery
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The best part about truly believing I could shoot 109 at Augusta is that I get to keep saying im right with zero accountability
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@PFTCommenter There’s a 520 yard par 4. Ball in hole, real drops, the line is like 142.5
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@mister_wright9 A lot of these aren't officially counted as "Drops" boss
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If someone talks about Caleb Williams completion percentage - just show them this.
Don't even need to say anything, just let them watch this. (No shade at #Bears WRs either, but this offense is JUST scratching the surface)
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@KevCantHang @D1SCHER Do a better job regulating what your kids are reading on the internet pussy.
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@D1SCHER Can you stop cussing please. My children read your page
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@mcwale9 @LukaUpdates YOU GET TO MISS 17 GAMES!! That’s 20% of the season. If you can’t do that, I don’t feel sympathy you won’t qualify for awards. Get your ass on the court.
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@mister_wright9 @LukaUpdates Load management is necessary sometimes. Look what just happened against OKC. He should’ve load managed before that game to avoid that.
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“It’s a birth of his child, it’s not an injury, it’s not load management. This is the birth of his child. Where you gotta fly to another country. I’m sure the league is gonna do right by that” - Tracy McGrady
“This is the international players. If they need to get back to go take care of family matters and they missing games they shouldn’t be penalized for that.” - Carmelo Anthony
Both agree Luka should be eligible for end-of season awards 🔥
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@zack_cozart 2 runners on had nothing to do with the catch or anything the fielder did. What HE actually did was rob a home run. So you calculate what a home run is worth on average. Not what THIS home run is worth. Because his specific play isn’t easier or less impressive with bases empty.
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So can anyone that knows “defensive runs saved” explain clearly why this isn’t 3 DRS
Dallas Braden@DALLASBRADEN209
The Angels won the game 1-0. Jo Adell saved the game 3 different times. Tonight was the single greatest defensive effort I think I’ve ever witnessed in my life. Anyone watching this game thought “he’s probably gonna rob that too” & THEN HE DID🤯 INSANITY!
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@DougieR79 @ChaosTV I’m sure he did. Are you so stupid you don’t get that from the context? It’s obvious this isn’t the beginning of the interaction. Use your limited brain power.
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@DragonflyJonez @musicnotes_pdf Speaking as a white, podcasts are kind of ours
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@musicnotes_pdf Man who gives a fuck about a podcast? Oh no I have besmirched the esteemed reputation of PODCASTS. How will I ever look my black family in the eyes again after disrespecting the sanctity of PODCASTS
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cool but dont you have a white person on your podcast? like please drag LeBron but the call is coming from inside the house
🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢@DragonflyJonez
I wrote this about Memphis. Strictly from the perspective of that city’s contributions to black music. Memphis is a city that has given us so much not only in regards to music but in civil rights and labor rights as well. I will never be on the side that Memphis deserves less.
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@Ferd_Turgeson Honestly, fuck the drivers license too. Nobody has proven there’s mass voter fraud, in fact it turns up the opposite every time someone tries. So what problem are we solving? ID requirement does nothing but disenfranchise.
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@BrandiKruse This is essentially COVID lockdown that you all despise
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But if you told me there was a simple step we could take to make sure no one ever got hit by lightning ever again, I'd do it.
Senator Patty Murray@PattyMurray
The average person is more likely to be struck by lightning than they are to commit voter fraud. Seriously. That's a real stat. I'm voting NO on the SAVE America Act.
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@captaincaleb18 @TXGreenandGold They’d have to stay healthy to get to 1,000
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@TXGreenandGold Ok? Does Love have a 1000 yd WR? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@nonregemesse @FactsMatterNow Because the category is actor, so women can’t win. You would look for the ratio of black men amongst men. Not black men amongst all genders of people. There’s a separate best actress category. You aren’t as smart as you think you are.
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@FactsMatterNow Why would you not use the percentage of black men rather than all black people?
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Isn’t it disproportionately high given the population size?
ً@osere_x
6 oscars award in 98yrs is crazy 💔
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Doing some research for tomorrow’s pod - curious which mostly realistic trade or free agent signing you’d still like to see the Packers make?
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Would love for someone to offer some examples of guys who said this into a microphone and turned out to be right.
Justin Churchill@ChurchillAtoZ
It seemed like #Raiders knew LB Quay Walker was slighting the #Packers for the way they used him. That would be correct MORE: atozsports.com/nfl/las-vegas-…
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@TitleTownTalks Which quality free agents? There’s like 2-3 at positions of need that didn’t get massively overpaid. And even then, it takes two to tango. So we have no idea if they tried to add quality in FA and just couldn’t.
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I’m slightly concerned.
It’s clear the Packers F/A strategy was to rack up the comp picks for next year, well what we originally projected is looking like it’ll be a lot less.
I’m not 100% sure here but from the looks of it:
Doubs —> 4th maybe 3rd w significant snaps
Quay —> 5th
Malik —> 4th chance to turn to 3rd
Rasheed —> 6th
Significantly less compensation from what we originally projected. It’s too late to pivot now and add quality F/As
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@a7las1984 @DoNotComply23 Bro it’s someone who probably makes near minimum wage. Get over your tortilla and leave them alone.
They probably just don’t want to encourage customers complaining about every slight that happens trying to get free shit. Justified in this case or not.
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@DoNotComply23 That's what I was thinking as well. The owner is a really great guy. Has grown from 1 location to I think 5 or 6 now. Had the same manager at the location by me for 14 years which usually says a lot about the type of business and people.
Bomb breakfast burritos too.
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At a local burrito place that I love.
Employee: Rips 2 inch hole in burrito while rolling it and then tries to wrap it in foil quickly.
Me: "Can you double wrap that please?"
Employee: "That will be extra, is that okay?"
Me: "There is a massive hole in the burrito?"
Employee: "We will re wrap it with a new tortilla but double wrap is extra"
Me: "Uh..."
Employee: Takes burrito and sets it aside so someone can fix it.
Instead of double wrapping he burrito, they made a new tortilla and then dumped the burrito into the new tortilla and then threw the old Tortilla away.
Because the double wrap would be extra...
Make it make sense....
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@CalebGoatQB1 The Bears still suck, but you real for this one 🫡
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Physically disgusted by this and all those who denied it - including the President
The New York Times@nytimes
Breaking News: The U.S. was responsible for a missile strike on an Iranian school, an ongoing military investigation found. The inquiry said the strike — which Iranian officials said killed at least 175 people — was the result of a targeting mistake. nyti.ms/47G2uw2
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