carl marcs

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carl marcs

@misterspinch

illiterate but sweet

silly goofy mood Katılım Mart 2014

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carl marcs@misterspinch·8 Eyl

did it hurt? when you found out that hard work doesn’t guarantee success in a capitalist society

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ilymjsyk@g4na_xo·4d

Sometimes when my mum is really well behaved I reward her with a little inside of my personal life

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ajanwachuku.@ajanwachuku·22 Nis

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

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Emma@overdahedgestan·21 Nis

I have been treating the job interview process as an extended improv exercise

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raraೀ@rhaenrara·19 Nis

“Visenya girl what is you talm bout ion need no kingsguard”

Baekarification Central@luckyresp

Awkwafina as Aegon I Targaryen

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Richard@gamray·14 Nis

this is absolutely the greatest video of all time

FranceNews24@FranceNews24

📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.

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Cozy@cosyposter·9 Nis

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Georgia Coley@artwithinpod·31 Mar

there is literally no funnier way i could've imagined this. like that's it. that's the funniest possible version of how the olaf animatronic would power off

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

The Olaf animatronic at Disney Adventure World has had its first public malfunction. (Source: magictourclub/TikTok)

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dinosaur@dinosaurs1969·28 Mar

guy who doesnt respect the walkie talkie rules: ugh, im so hungover guy who does: rlly 👀? over

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Pookielor@Pookielore·22 Mar

one thing about me is i’m always team mean lesbian

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mindy🌷@mindyisser·24 Mar

i’d die for her

Jack@jackunheard

🚨BREAKING: Kentucky family rejects a $26 million offer to turn their farmland into a data center, roughly 10x the area’s going rate. “If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn’t mean anything.”

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fishious@fishquichee·24 Mar

(Laughing with a friend) so what should we laugh about next

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miia@miiagarro·23 Mar

i already know they’re gonna make this into a movie with kevin hart and awkwafina

𝕐o̴g̴@Yoda4ever

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home. They traveled around 17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners..🐶🐾🥺❤️

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hb@h3xenbrenner2·16 Mar

Your brain has a major influence on how you think

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Chi@__Poisonivyyy·16 Mar

The non-drinkers watching Jesus leave after turning all the water at the wedding into wine

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wicked wigger of the west@Nick_Cerveza·23 Şub

Sooooo it turns out Punch the monkey has a history of being creepy to women online 😬

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sarah@slothanova·19 Şub

do something @FBI @NATO @TheTweetOfGod

Dexerto@Dexerto

Punch, the viral lonely monkey, was attacked by an older monkey in the troop He immediately ran back to his plushie for comfort

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gale na@poisonjr·19 Şub

Thanks for showing the top view as well.

Curiosity@CuriosityonX

🚨:Japan has developed universal artificial blood that is compatible with all blood types.

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Tannhäuser@permianaccel·31 Oca

Objectively speaking, these people are the real class enemies: they (inevitably) will oppose a 5 hour working day, in order to preserve their chinovnik rank and hollow performance.

TastefulLindy@LindyTasteful

Adult Daycare can be pretty cozy tbh

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jennipple@montypythong·31 Oca

Unpopular opinion if you’re working corporate it’s very very rare that the shit you do every day is “something real” or otherwise meaningful to the human race

TastefulLindy@LindyTasteful

Adult Daycare can be pretty cozy tbh

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no context memes@nocontextmemes·29 Oca

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@FBI @NATO @TheTweetOfGod @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano @BillGates