Chris Williams

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@ArtificialAnlys Great does this mean we can get rid of CEOs now?

AI is progressing rapidly: GPT-5.4 Pro (xhigh) has achieved a massive 10 point gain in CritPt, a benchmark where the highest score was only 9% in Nov ‘25 This is the largest incremental gain we have seen from a single release. CritPt is a benchmark with a private dataset that tests performance on research-level physics reasoning tasks. When CritPt was released in November 2025 the highest score was 9% (Gemini 3 Pro Preview). Only ~4 months later the highest score has more than tripled to 30%.

@PeteHegseth @POTUS You fucking idiot

@Ross_Berry nhdp.org/statement-repu…

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Obviously the only way to lower taxes is to raise other taxes.

@RepThomasMassie Hey is this real? Inquiring minds want to know.

Within hours of the Epstein file release, a superPAC funded by Israel-first billionaires Miriam Adelson, Paul Singer, and John Paulson, who himself appears in Epstein’s black book, bought another $800,000 of TV ads against me. I’ll still win, but if I lose, it was worth it.

@awscloud 2 hours after laying off 16k employees. What a nice surprise.

Tap the post for a surprise ☁️🪣

@SenBillCassidy @POTUS

Back in Washington, and @POTUS and I are still working to make health care more affordable for the American people. Money should NOT go to big insurers. It should go to the patient to GIVE PATIENTS THE POWER!

@BryanChasko Lol it's a Go mod dependency exercise

Not sure where this is going @mistwire but you are off to a ruff start 🐶

@Lockhead @chris__sev Thanks for the heads up @jo

@chris__sev @mistwire can you share this to your network maybe you know someone?

I’m starting a new role and am looking to hire a Staff Developer Advocate immediately Range is $168,000—$252,000 Fully remote Looking for someone that: - Excels at events - Has high+positive energy 🤩 Let me know if you or someone you know would be interested!

@brooke_jamieson @mndoci 😂

@mndoci Actually @mistwire please do a collab event here

Every time I see a HexClad ad on Twitter I wonder why Hashicorp is selling me cooking gear 🤷🏽‍♂️

@Lockhead @RDarrylR Lol!! Can you put this in the hero photo album? ❤️❤️❤️

@RDarrylR @mistwire That’s true

Can you spot @mistwire waiting for the #AWSreInvent keynote ❤️❤️❤️??? #CloudComputing #AWS

@RepKiley "we're losing the war we started, we must end this senseless redistricting war"

The gerrymandered Texas map has been struck down in court, but California's Prop. 50 map remains. At the last minute, Newsom and the Legislature took out language saying California will only gerrymander if Texas does. We need to end this senseless redistricting war.

@ballen_clt @QuinnyPig I did! Here we are:

Bumped into @QuinnyPig & @mistwire at Kubecon. Always good to see folks in person and hear they’re doing well. People are still what matters most in this business. (Chris - did you grab our “usie”? Thought I did but nothing on my phone)

PyPI (the Python Package Index) is the official repo for Python packages, which means they deal with a LOT supply chain security issues from malicious actors 🙀 Join us and PyPI Safety & Security Engineer & AWS Hero @mikefiedler Wed, May 7th @ 730pm CDT youtube.com/live/UYqlHuznL…

@azealiaslacewig @dxckiii

Maybe u bitches really actually don’t deserve rights because you get an inch and try to shove a mile of dick in female spaces. Lmao maybe Jk Rowling is right! (She’s not lol) But still, you bitches need to be lobotomized cause yall some exhausting YN’s FRFR. Lmao @dxckiii Sis change ya stage name to “YN DUCKII” That’s “Young Nigga Duckii” It’s got a ring to it

Okta, Identity, & AI Agents: Why Vibe Coding is the Worst Thing Ever™ 😅 linkedin.com/pulse/okta-ide…

Boost your Azure automation skills! Join @MarkTinderholt to learn how to avoid the top 5 mistakes, and discover a free tool to simplify your workflow - building a solid foundation for success! #Azure #Automation #Terraform Wed, March 26 730pm Central: youtube.com/live/2pcRSKKpP…

JAWS-UG東京 IaC Night 〜入門から上級まで！AWSをコードで構築しよう〜 jawsug.connpass.com/event/344954/ #jawsug_tokyo 来週こちらのお手伝いを少しばかり。 @mistwire is back in Japan again!

@stoolpresidente Yes, it's fascinating watching the orange turd give Putin everything he wants.

I don’t care what side of the aisle you are on this is fascinating to watch unfold in front of camera like it’s a Bravo show.

@lisamurkowski Oh no! Elon's Bitch™ did exactly what he said he was going to do! Who could have foreseen this?

Dozens of Alaskans – potentially over 100 in total – are being fired as part of the Trump administration’s reduction-in-force order for the federal government.   Many of these abrupt terminations will do more harm than good, stunting opportunities in Alaska and leaving holes in our communities. We can’t realize our potential for responsible energy and mineral development if we can’t permit projects. We will be less prepared to manage summer wildfires if we can’t support those on the front lines. Our tourism economy will be damaged if we don’t maintain our world-class national parks and forests.    I share the administration’s goal of reducing the size of the federal government, but this approach is bringing confusion, anxiety, and now trauma to our civil servants—some of whom moved their families and packed up their whole lives to come here. Indiscriminate workforce cuts aren’t efficient and won’t fix the federal budget, but they will hurt good people who have answered the call to public service to do important work for our nation.   My staff and I are in close touch with agency and department officials, trying to get answers about the impact of these terminations. Our goal is to forestall unnecessary harm—for people and Alaska’s federal priorities—but the response so far has been evasive and inadequate.