Mitra Joshi

Forget Big Basket and Big Bazaar, we are getting our essentials from Annapurna stores down the house. And guess what? Govind who runs this store hasn't disappointed us - we are getting our milk supply, bread, butter, biscuits, namkeen and even Nutella (luxury right now) from him.

@mumbaiheritage Bombay Bombay Bombay Bombay Bombay! There I said it! Mumbai is a name.. Bombay is a feeling🤌🏻

The fact that TVK is leading in Karur where people DIED in a stampede caused by their leader says all I need to know about the blind hero worship mindset of the people in TN.

@pvsubramanyam @schengalvarayan Substandard for the poor guy who does Rakhewali. An eight-year-old building and he has to go somewhere else to relieve himself? What more proof is required?

@mitrajo @schengalvarayan did I say substandard condition? It is a 8 year old building. A new one will cost Rs. 6 - with GST, Rera, and other tags. Building is in good condition

Went to a friend's house in Mumbai. Each flat there is worth at least Rs. 4 crores (a new one in that locality will cost Rs. 6 crores). The watchman was missing....and I just saw him coming in. I had time so I chatted. He was a BRAHMIN from Bihar. No that is not the tweet. He had gone to relive himself -AT A NEARBY garden which had a loo. This building did not have a loo for him, he had a broken plastic chair (some had me down cushions kept it company), and a much used 2 litre bisleri bottle. He got it filled from a nearby garden. 12 hour shifts, and a grand salary (what he got from the agency) was Rs. 17000. What is WRONG with us?

@legalshishya You are asking Indian politicians ke kiske Baap ka maal hai? Itni himmat? Ghulam ho Ghulam bane raho. Pehle Raja the. Phir Mughal. Phir British. Phir Nehru. Phir Nehru Phir Nehru. Modi jaise Sant ka Apmaan hai yeh tweet. Delete karo varna Bhakt aa jayenge aapki galti nikalne.

Kiske baap ke maal se kharida hai yeh Mercedes AMG G 63? It roughly costs Rs. 5 Cr (on road price) in Mumbai.

@yashar Haven’t laughed this hard in months😂😂😂😂😂

My god

@ProfMKay Add me to that list! Voted in 2014 and then never ever again. Made a fool of us and still there are fools everywhere.

Again and again, my mind races back to 2014, unsure of how I fell for a buffoon who loves costumes and drama. I can never forgive myself for being naive for an entire year.

@Schandillia Anyone who pretends to live in a village in India after coming back from abroad - I doubt those people always. There’s always a back story. Always.

Man goes to America. Does PhD. Stays back. Gets job. Starts family. Starts business. Builds fortune. In that order. Years pass. All well. All perfect. Until not anymore. Problems in marriage. On the verge. Desperate to separate. Only one hurdle. California is a “community property” state. Which means that wealth generated during a marriage is generally split 50-50 in a divorce. Whatever man owns of his business, wife gets half of it. Can’t let that happen. Solution? Transfers almost all he owns to siblings in India. Shares, IPR, the works. Keeps only 5% to himself. And then? Back to India. Two oceans away from California laws. Away from American jurisdiction, under banners of “rural empowerment,” “austerity,” and “nation-building,” a new phase of life about to start. Unencumbered with the ghosts from the troubled marriage. But wait...man still married, right? WhatsApp to the rescue. Talaq...talaq...talaq. Sorry, he no Muslim, so no talaq. Just a polite WhatsApp text saying, me want divorce. Finally free. Unencumbered from the woman’s presence, breath of fresh air. New life. New narratives. “The recluse” who owns just 5% of his business! Except, sister safekeeps 47% and brother 35%. Nationalism, austerity, and build-in-India. Potent mix. Man becomes patron saint of Bharatmata’s arrival. But wife unwilling to give up. Stranded with a specially abled son, woman moves court. In California. Court passes verdict. Man guilty of abandonment. Asked to post a billion-dollar bond. Man appeals. Loses. Man tries restructuring business. Court says no. Man must distance himself from the corporate helm at his business to safeguard interests. Steps down as CEO. Steps up as “chief whatever.” Convenient. Effective? Time will tell. But for now... Quite the rockstar in home country. Writing open letters asking Indians to “come back for Bharatmata.” Basking in hero-worship. Might enter politics, the last refuge, you know. Unsolicited advice: Don’t listen to him. He had to, you don’t. There’s a reason you left home. And that reason isn’t just money. It’s a quality of life your folks back home cannot begin to comprehend.

@Toluwase_x Old Clothes is Old Energy! One should keep disposing things off every few years and keep the house clean.

One of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West storage units. So much stuff, and Kanye had 32 of them 🤯 Imagine going shopping in your own house… extreme hoarding. Imagine how many people could benefit from all this stuff collecting dust in warehouses 😭

You won’t find Indians confronting and shaming men for peeing, pooping, cat calling or sexually assaulting women in public. But two consenting adults kissing is what disrespects and threatens their culture.

🚨: When you die, 70% of you will become rain, waterfalls, rivers, and the liquids of other bodies once again. The other 30% will mix with the earth, and every atom will be reused by nature. That's the life that exists after death!

Who thought in 2014 that we will say with pride that BJP is worse than Congress?

@VishalBhargava5 Modi is laughed at everywhere. The hate he unleashed on Rahul Gandhi has come to haunt him through reels and Twitter posts. People have slowly come to realise that they were fooled in 2014 and 2019 and 2024. Support has diminished. People aren’t buying Modi Brand anymore.

You become what you hate. BJP is now almost Congress,

This is exactly why millions of North Americans and Europeans dream of moving to India. They work hard in their school and college years so they can get admission in prestigious Indian Universities. Out of the millions that apply, only a few thousand succeed every year. And you know what, the parents of these Americans and Europeans celebrate this achievement and proudly boast to their friends and family about how their child is moving to India. Plus historical data shows that after settling in India, almost none of these people ever move back to America or Europe unless they have visa issues and have to exit India. This is ‘Quality of Life’ 😬

.@Uber_India If your driver can’t locate the place - why should I pay more money for it? He kept moving in circles and now charged me more. Why don’t you stick to the charge applicable?

@BlerinaDer55445 @SuspectFed Ask anyone on this earth as how many are aware of Albania as a country😂😂😂 Calm down your whatever and make your country famous first. Secondly, have you seen personally who shits in the street in my country? If yes, then good for you - EAT IT. That’s for you.

@mitrajo @SuspectFed 13 Million tourists visit Albania every year. Its a beautiful country, ad cleaner than your country where people sh*t in the streets

Female Indian tourist is told to "Go back to India" by local girls at an Albanian Music festival.

@I_amMukhtar And still still still still she doesn’t have a fair skin and green eyes. And forced to wear green lenses too😂😂😂 And somewhere in an Indian city, we can find children with a fair skin tone with green eyes despite parents being normal. She truly has a bad luck😂😂😂

What stood out about Priya Patel being embarrassed about her Indian/Ugandan dad was how quickly she tried to flex her mum’s European ancestry. She seemed desperate to let the world know that her mother is half German and a quarter English.

@I_amMukhtar Her father stayed in Uganda, then the UK and the US and then married a White and still she has this skin colour. Poor her some of us have skin similar to Europeans living in India. She should take Glutathione injections to look like some of us. Circle is over.

Remember Priya Patel, who recently went viral for telling immigrants to assimilate and was then told by a white supremacist to "shut up, do OnlyFans, and leave the US." Well, she was on Piers Morgan’s show, where she seemed embarrassed to admit that her dad is Indian.

Where is my money? Don’t eat people’s money like this. All your guys are rascals of first grade. You guys eat people’s money. You take advance and don’t give it back and your Twitter timeline is full of people complaining about your unprofessionalism. Absolutely shitty company.

@DRSAgarwal @badebhaiya84 Where is my money? Don’t eat people’s money like this. All your guys are rascals of first grade. You guys eat people’s money. You take advance and don’t give it back and your Twitter timeline is full of people complaining about your unprofessionalism. Absolutely shitty company.

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@DRSAgarwal @badebhaiya84 You guys have no accountability and yours is the most unscrupulous company I have seen. Taking advance and not even giving back money if someone doesn’t want to take your services. You guys should be dragged to the Consumer Court. Give my refund back.