mits 🎊

@jsonbasketball it's almost like you drafted a bunch of red flag players 😂

puka nacua on IR, zamir white getting outworked by alexander mattison, brandon aiyuk doesn’t even wanna be in san francisco, TE1 from last year completely worthless, left 40 points on the bech, and najee harris is on my team

@orioles_lj8 @Cubs probably because he's dead inside being on the worst mlb team in history lol

@mitsington @Cubs Has been ass this past month

B E L L I 💥

@orioles_lj8 @Cubs crochet is a great pitcher, you don't know ball

@Cubs Against the worst team in history, doesnt count

@Mat94578432 @SamOlbur if the entire team was hitting the ball hard enough, they would have better results. so the answer is no lol

@SamOlbur Are they hitting the ball hard though? I’ve been told that matters more than results.

The Cubs are 24th in batting average in MLB and 23rd in slugging. I know I'm not smart enough to talk about all the advanced stats but I think it's fair to say, if you aren't going to hit for average or power, you aren't going to be a good offense.

@supemiIy happy birthday 🙂

so glad my son is a month old now. can finally get him the golf simulator he's always wanted in the game room

@widowno finchel or die

non baby tweet to say I miss glee

although there is no objective conclusion, many speculate that the spongebob shaped mac 'n' cheese tasted better than the regular noodles because of the higher cheese to sauce ratio

we live in a time where AI and human size robots are being built and perfected, yet I still cant get a printer to connect to a windows computer

my dogs when I take out the trash 😂

@supemiIy guy is lost. he publicly berated mj and then when I called him out for trying to stand on a moral high ground when I had heard dozens of stories of him being a known community creep, he denied any wrong doing and would "improve" still all I hear is weird creepy shit about him 😂

@supemiIy bruh don't say that

ay toots, ya got any more of them treats layin around?

future historians will look back on significant moments in 21st century culture and study the emotional rollercoaster that the public was put through by the unpredictable addition and removal of nacho fries from taco bell's menu.

my fiancée has two modes at night in bed: 1. asleep 2. blasting my phone with endless reels

@Bhawksfan19 @WatchMarquee @Cubs have you considered that he's just calling it as it is and is correct.

@WatchMarquee or @Cubs please take Rick Sutcliffe off the air. He’s negative, annoying and so hard to listen to. Never has a positive word to say.

@Nick_Ochoa21 @Cubs then another random catcher peaked on us once again

@Cubs then what

PCA picks up his first career RBI to put the Cubs up 2-0!

@bball_nigga @Cubs @ihapp_1 please get laid

Catch + outfield assist = double play! 👏 @ihapp_1