dal

#confession i laugh out loud at #dad jokes.. I'm a middle aged bald man w a beer belly at #heart 😅😅

POV: You found animal Twitter...💎

i would never argue with a vegan because they’re making the morally correct decision and i’m not. i don’t have any truly sound way to counter their perspective from a moral standpoint. so i just practice cognitive dissonance and eat my beef and pork and keep my mouth shut.

whyd everyone turn on tone tags i think they were incredibly helpful

You probably hear this excuse all the time but my dog really did use an atom manipulation beam to erase that information from my mind.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but a #burger a day keeps the #sadness at bay👀‼️🍔🍔🤤

i got a license but i dont h🥑 (please laugh)😭

nicotine

@eggfromabird Idk man, you seem abit premature for that

i can be trusted with a firearm

“people are allowed to dislike things” WRONG nobody is allowed to dislike ochako uraraka

The kids are putting their age in their ao3 smut fanfictions and writting in all english, russian and italian in one fic and letting their teacher proofread it now

shawty got them apple bottom cheese, buns with the fur 🎶🍔🥶 the whole club was ordering her 👀‼🔥

all of my systems are nervous

Clutching his little gift to his chest like his life depends on it 😭

I eat dat pussy like it’s #burger ‼️🤤🍔🍔

scrolled on my phone instead of reading my book again suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide

Girl who occasionally flops in every aspect of her life. But it's okay.

Stumbled upon this beautiful sight on my neighborhood walk. Life is good