Mitesh Patel

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Mitesh Patel

Mitesh Patel

@mitzpatel85

Football (MUFC), Cricket F1, Darts, Snooker, Tennis, Boxing, UFC, Golf. FPL fanatic and Poker. Netflix, horror films and interesting documentaries

London, England Katılım Ağustos 2016
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Elsa
Elsa@elsathora·
If Arsenal win today I’ll take the shirt off
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Mitesh Patel
Mitesh Patel@mitzpatel85·
@AbsoluteGinger Sounds like u just want a long needed shag.. fair play, nothing wrong with that .. all the best
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Ginger
Ginger@AbsoluteGinger·
Been chatting with this guy for a while and gonna finally meet today, I said i cant be arsed going out he can just come round to my flat 😂 cant be arsed with small talk haha
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Mitesh Patel@mitzpatel85·
@Rachaellllllx Yes i already know that - the point was that body composition isn’t drinking the “value” of a bottomless brunch - who’s the “dumb fuck” now. Clown 🤡
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Rachael
Rachael@Rachaellllllx·
Another Saturday, another bottomless brunch 🥂
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•Àcė• ★🥷
•Àcė• ★🥷@Black_Glock137·
Looks simple until it humbles you Only real thinkers will crack this one what’s your answer?
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Preet Kaur Gill MP
Preet Kaur Gill MP@PreetKGillMP·
I do not accept the claim that Keir Starmer is a liar. He is not. I have known him to be serious, measured, and guided by a strong sense of public duty. We must challenge one another robustly on policy, but do it in a way that strengthens public confidence not erode it
Liz Truss@trussliz

I hope the media is beginning to get it. The British system is dysfunctional. The bureaucrats are in charge and withhold information all the time. I have no sympathy for Starmer - he is an inveterate liar and he and his mates Blair and Brown created the unaccountable albatross we have today.

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LadyValor
LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
Does anyone here have something in their house that’s over 20 years old?
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Garbage Human
Garbage Human@GarbageHuman24·
You have a very big decision to make
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Najjf
Najjf@Durenajjaf7825·
Only 1 in 50 people can spot the trick in this puzzle. 🧐🫵 Don't let it beat you! 👇
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Dad to the Bone
Dad to the Bone@Dad_2_The_Bone·
What is your favorite smell? And you can’t say bacon, that’s too easy... Mine is gasoline. Weird. I know.
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Cairo❤️
Cairo❤️@Cairo_xprsk·
What do you get? 👇
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FPL Karim 
FPL Karim @FPLKarim_·
My father passed away. He was the youngest 86-year-old I’ve ever seen, full of love and kindness. I only hope I can be the kind of father he was, and that my kids see me the way we saw him. May your soul rest in peace Dad ♥️
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Charlotte 🌸
Charlotte 🌸@charlotte_90xx·
Happy World Snooker Day!! 😁 Looking forward to making my Sheffield debut in a couple of days 🙌🏼
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Ava Starz
Ava Starz@Ava_starz·
I work hard at the gym 💪 I think its starting to show?
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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
WHAT’S THE PHASE OF LIFE CALLED, WHEN YOU DON’T WANT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE? AND YOU DON’T WANT ANYONE COMING OVER TO THE HOUSE.
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Mistress Dividend
Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy·
Name a movie you’ve seen more than 5 times and will watch again tonight if it comes on. No overthinking. First one that comes to mind. Go.
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FPL Mate (Dan)
FPL Mate (Dan)@FPLMate·
Nice to see Coventry City securing their place in the Premier League for next season! I studied at Coventry University, and made some great memories in the city, so have always had a soft spot for the club.
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Sofia khan
Sofia khan@Sofia_31016·
How many number 6 can you find in this picture?
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