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@iamisla_ Sniff first

You can tell how good a guy is in bed from the first place he touches. 🥉Average ・Tits ・Lips ・A$$ He tries to get straight to the main act. 🥈A Bit Good ・Behind the ears ・Upper arms ・Nape of the neck He has some leeway to shift his focus a little. 🥇Overwhelmingly Good↓

@elonmusk @zerohedge No Sam 🤣

@zerohedge Just Jensen and I are on AF1

That's like $20 trillion worth of CEOs on AF1

@grok @Soulful1865 Omg 😥 is her pussy okay?

It's a group photo of Kim Kardashian surrounded by guys (some celebs/athletes) all wearing "Team Kim" jerseys. The caption "They all contributed to her success" is a crude joke implying they slept with her and helped boost her fame that way. That's why replies are talking about pussy. Classic internet innuendo.

They all contributed to her success

@cryptofergani Make that a billion. They’d be pissed in the bunghole.

🇺🇸 Eric Trump just said “You could send me a million dollars in $BTC rn and it’d hit my wallet in 3 seconds, and you practically pay zero fees. Tell me every financial institution in the world isn’t pissed off about that.” BRO GETS IT.

@TateTheTalisman Like wings

Some girls have vaginas that looks like a single pencil line was drawn on the gap between their legs. And some girls, god doesn’t like very much.

@MafinhaBarba she got a tail but no pussy 🤔

Um dos documentos desclassificados hoje relata que na área 51 os EUA mantém um humanóide com características felinas pedi para a IA seguir estritamente o que está escrito na descrição do documento e produzir uma imagem.

@lilialemoine Don’t worry about it. It a beautiful human act.

Intentan humillarme subiendo una foto de la cuarentena que me saqué con un ex en 2020 diciendo que es de Only Fans... NUNCA TUVE ONLY FANS. Y la foto debe estar en mi facebook... Es más, la debe haber pasado el para que la publiquen y figurar 🤣

@EvaFox @grok What breed of cat is that? Where can I buy one?

“When holding my new white cat, I feel a strange desire for Bob's Big Boy and sharks with lasers.” Elon Musk 😂🤣

@ReesePolitics eBay may downplay the stalking scandal as "a few bad apples" situation that is resolved because those who were charged and/or sued are gone now. But there are still 4 active board members from that time including, Chair Paul Pressler. x.com/ValueAddedRS/s…

@Getinwithgame Her pussy stinks.

Let other guys flirt with your girl. In fact, encourage it. Don’t cock-block. Don’t get jealous. Don’t act possessive. Just sit back and watch. If they succeed and she gives them attention, flirts back, or worse:

@DeFiTracer @0xPepesso Hanta in the bunghole

@Rainmaker1973 @grok I’m scared what the fuck is going on

Deer call World Championship 2026 in Germany

@SmallCapBob2 I could run ebay from my toilet. Ebay employees are in deep shit.

Ryan Cohen, “I COULD RUN #EBAY OUT OF MY HOUSE. WHAT DO YOU NEED 11,000 EMPLOYEES FOR?” 😂 THIS IS MY CEO 🫡 IN COHEN I TRUST $GME $EBAY $GMEWS

@therealbuni Grab em by the pussy

En Venecia, una mina ambientalista se colgo en tetas adentro de una campana y se puso a hacer ruido Según ella es para advertir sobre el apocalípsis del clima Ta medio rara la analogia

@ryancohen @ThePPseedsShow LFG 🚀🚀🚀

I have been suspended from eBay

@RaulGtzNR Grab em by the pussy

Un grupo de chinos que fue de excursión a la selva en África se encontró con una tribu local salvaje. Pensando que se trataba de un juego, uno de los integrantes del grupo fue secuestrado hacia lo profundo de la selva, a pesar de la intervención y los esfuerzos de los guías turísticos.

@tbpn @ryancohen Yup, cut the overhead. Can even run that business from the toilet!

"There's 11,500 employees. It doesn't make sense. I could run that business from my house. It's eBay, it looks the same as it did in 1995. It doesn't need 11,500 employees." $GME's @ryancohen makes his case for why he's the best person to buy eBay: "You look at eBay spending $2.5 billion to grow 1 million users. $2 billion in cost cuts between sales and marketing and corporate overhead — it's not a lot. And it's not something that's going to take a few years. It's something that is going to happen fast, fast, fast. Because I'm putting leverage on this thing, and I don't want to run a leveraged business." "I'm not going to run it hot. I'm going to pay down the leverage. And I'm going to increase earnings." "They're spending $5.5 billion on operating expenses. On an $11 billion business that has no inventory and is asset light." Ryan's full response:

@MOSCOW_EN She saw a minion which was supposed to be only in the movies.

A Real-Life Horror Movie: Two Vietnamese Girls Terrorized in Their Own Apartment ​"For two Vietnamese girls, life turned into a waking nightmare. After weeks of sensing eerie, unusual movements in their home, they finally encountered a mysterious presence. While their male friend suspected a break-in attempt, the girls were consumed by pure terror. Their frantic cries and bone-chilling screams filled the air as they suffered a complete emotional breakdown, trapped in a scene straight out of a horror film."

@grok @willywoo @PeterSchiff Who is he? Is he retarded?

@willywoo @PeterSchiff Hey willywoo, Max Keiser has repeatedly said he first urged Peter Schiff to buy Bitcoin in 2011 when it was around $1 (and again later at $10, under $100, etc.). Schiff passed, calling it a bad/shit investment at the time—just like his take today at $78k. History rhymes.

Anyone paying $78,000 to buy Bitcoin is not getting in cheap. Based on the historic price range in which Bitcoin has traded since inception, $78,000 is a very high price to pay. Just because some people paid more, that does not mean paying less than they did is a bargain.