Mike Thompson

@satofishi The difference being that SpaceX would address the concern before the next Crew Dragon mission. Boeing and Lockheed would finally have it installed five years after it was obsolete.

I shouldn’t have complained that the Dragon didn’t have USB-C.

@bscholl @satofishi Love you @bscholl, but this mission is far from over. Nothing but positive juju until errybody’s home, okay?

@satofishi Hey at least Orion works better than Starliner?

@dogwoodblooms Nothing but love, Cassie.

@mjaytommy I dunno. My mama and both grandmothers loved roses. 🤣❤️

Timeline cleanse ❤️

@EthansAnalyst Vagueposting is beneath both your skill set and character. Plz fix. Thx.

Update Volume increasing Signal getting clearer Same patterns Different names Continuing to monitor Sent from my Mac

@farzyness @SawyerMerritt Like the SLS itself! 😂🤣😂🤣

@SawyerMerritt Sawyer it's RETRO please understand the VIBE please it's RETRO.

Difference in quality between NASA and SpaceX’s launch livestreams.

@dogwoodblooms At first glance, I thought that slaw was cottage cheese and that you had finally OD’d on pulled pork!🤣😂🤣😂

Japan, this is a hotdog all the way in North Carolina!!

@EthansAnalyst Wife Satisfaction Index could have prevented this, if implemented earlier as MVP. Plz fix. Thx.

Final update Decision-making privileges have been revoked Returning to previous role Lessons learned Analysis will continue

It’s the difference between multiple launches per day and 2 launches per decade.

Here we go! Launched my OF page. April Fool’s…or not 😉 hoo.be/triciahelfer

@dogwoodblooms If there was ever proof of today’s date…🤣😂🤣😂

Brisket is BBQ

“Liberty Bandit” would be better used to describe district court judges.

@EthansAnalyst WSI volatility would likely take out the most battle-hardened VIX trader. Recommend limiting to a single data point in the overall CBA.

@mjaytommy Wife Satisfaction Index under development Weighting still unclear Early data suggests high volatility

Update Role has been expanded Now responsible for all final decision-making

The new bourbon will be called Brown Note.

@bscholl Well said. I’m excited for this mission, but terrified that it’s running on 50-year-old, cobbled together technology. Here’s hoping @rookisaacman can cut through the patronage programs, and lean into a first principles mentality at NASA.

I'm genuinely excited to see America headed back to the Moon. But Artemis is a moondoggle and shows we haven't learned the deepest lessons of the Apollo era. Remember that Apollo did *not* result in durable progress in space. It marked a literal high point for more than half a century. The cost of space access remained prohibitively high until we had a rebirth of space entrepreneurship. Thank you for showing the way, SpaceX. Apollo was history's greatest tech demo—the Moon landing. This is inspiring—it shows the triumph of ingenuity, science, and reason. But also, Apollo led to half a century of stasis and regression. It was fundamentally uneconomic, contributed to creation of a cost-insensitive space agency and supply base, all more concerned with perpetuating their own existence, more concerned with make-work jobs than accelerating human progress. Now we're going back to the Moon... essentially the same way we did in 1969. Again uneconomically, again with central planning. A disposable rocket, no answer to how we create a self-sustaining lunar economy. Again, we're taking communists approaches in competition with the communists. Communism didn't work for the Russians, and it won't work for America either. The sooner we can be done with this moondoggle, the better. But there is also reason to be optimistic: this time around, there's a nascent, commercially-led vision for the moon. Lunar hotels. Mass drivers. Data centers in space. Helium-3. The commercial programs that gave SpaceX an early assist show a different and better path forward. This is where the better future lies, and this is where America should be focused. America should take the Moon, and we should take it the same way we took the American West. Let's encourage and protect lunar value creation. How about a Homestead Act for the Moon? Most important, let's stop dumping money and more importantly the time of our engineers and scientists on glory projects that will never lead to a better future. It is indeed time for another space race. Last time, we fought communism with communism. This time, let's remember what made America great. This time, let's fight communism with capitalism.

@Columbia1905 At least we can take comfort that our government doesn’t euthanize rape victims so they can harvest their organs. All in all, I’d much prefer your “inauthentic” omelette.

TFW you get a one-star review on April Fools Day not for a restaurant experience but for a recipe that the reviewer didn't like in a cookbook he was under no obligation to purchase. April Fools Day, indeed.

@bscholl @nevernorminal @NASAArtemis ::chef’s kiss::

@nevernorminal @NASAArtemis But it kinda is, sadly.

This ain’t your granddad’s moon rocket.

@AiPinfu2003 My friend, he funded the creation of @grok , which can perform these conversions almost instantly. Base 12 and base 16 measurements have tremendous utility, once you get used to them. Don’t ask me to defend Fahrenheit. 🤣😂

イーロン・マスク、言語の壁を取り払ってくれて嬉しいよ。 次はヤード・ポンド法をメートル法に統一してくれ。

@SoneShyne @m_takewaka They like it well enough that Japanese distiller Suntory owns Jim Beam.

@m_takewaka Do the Japanese people like good bourbon?

I want to drink moonshine and eat BBQ in America, brother!